een, twee
one two, drie, vier!

drooling bully!
watch him now, watch him!
sa-LI-va WAR-ning!
watch it, buddy, get out!

guy who drools madly
has the playgrounds stalked
a dude, big, tall
and he won't let go

drooling bully
it's so putrid, yeah, right
lose my footing; where I'm hoofing, he's been drooling

"Where is lunch money?!"
salivate's on me hand
guess he's predigesting
while my bones, he cracks!

drooling bully
truly grueling
you'll leave school with shoes and bloomers full of fluid

watch him now, watch him, watch him, watch him
hey...
hey!
hide, hide, hide!

(instrumental)

hiding in the canteen?
a dumb thing to do
there you'll find the homebase
of those who drool on you

drooling bully
hooks me cruelly
would get through it if the bully wasn't drooling

watch him now, watch him, here he comes!
he got ya, he got ya!