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Song Parodies -> "Wooly Booger"

Original Song Title:

"Wooly Bully"

Original Performer:

Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs

Parody Song Title:

"Wooly Booger"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

I will now deal a mortal "blow" to my reputation for erudition and sophistication. I've taught middle school for over 32 years and have arrived at one inescapable conclusion - that boogers are funny!
(While performing the injected word patter, make gestures like pulling something out of the nose...especially in time to the heavy guitar hits on the opening and closing beats)

(Intro)
Uno, dos - one, two, tres, nostril
Hey! Wooly Booger! Watch it now! Watch it! Here it comes! Here it comes! Watch it - I'm gonna get it!

(Song)
Matty told Hatty - what's that I suppose
Gotta get your finger - out of your big nose!
Wooly Booger! Wooly Booger ! (Yeah, that's right)
Wooly Booger! Wooly Booger! Wooly Booger!

I told Little Caesar's - what cheese you've got!
They said "That's not mozzarella - it's a wad of snot!"
Wooly Booger! Wooly Booger!
Wooly Booger! Wooly Booger! Wooly Booger!
(Watch me now! Watch me! Watch me! Aaaaaayyyyyyeeeee!)

(Instrumental Break)

Hatty told Matty - what's that you've got there
Don't you wipe your finger - underneath my chair!
Wooly Booger! Wooly Booger!
Wooly Booger! Wooly Booger! Wooly Booger!

Watch it now! Watch it! Here it comes! I got it! I got it!

The nose is both a string instrument and a woodwind instrument...you can "pick" it or "blow" it! ;D

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Timmy1000 - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Ewwwwww! Nice 555 parody though. We all break down some time.
Fiddlegirl - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Ha! I taught 7th grade for awhile... funny how you get used to the madness, isn't it?
AFW - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Wins by a nose...I don't think I'll order from Little Caesar's...great descriptions
TJC - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Nares a mistep! Great curd-play!
Christei Marie M - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
There "snot" a problem with your parody, OMR! 555 handkerchiefs!!!
Christie Marie M - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Ooops! Typo on my name! My bad! LOL!!
Mark Scotti - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
My nose runnith over...as does my votes...with fives!!
Tommy Turtle - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
You can mucus laugh! ... What's *really* pathetic is that this is a huge improvement over TOS! I give you phlegm-boyant Fives.
alvin - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
especially liked the little caesar's bit

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