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Song Parodies -> "I Gotta Go Pee"

Original Song Title:

"I Gotta Be Me"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis, Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"I Gotta Go Pee"

Parody Written by:

Joe Haynes

The Lyrics

No doubt Sammy had many episodes of this being a Rat Pack booze hound...
Whether it's booze, or some form of caffeine
Please help clear the way for me to reach the latrine

I gotta go pee, I gotta go pee
Find me a tree or bush to use

They call it the head, when in the Marines
They could call it Mary or Fred but is it near me

I gotta go pee, I gotta go pee
The porcelain throne's where I want to be

That far away prize, a world of relief
Is waiting for me if I heed the call

I won't cross my legs, won't settle for Depends
As long as there's a john and some privacy

I'll go in alone, that's how it must be
I can't take a leak with some dude standing by me

The toilet's not free, there's a slight fee
Rooting for change, Oh where is that dime, I gotta go pee

I'll go in alone, that's how it must be
I just can't initiate with someone near me

The toilet's not free, there's a slight fee
Rooting for change, Oh where is that dime, I gotta go pee!!

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2Eagle - January 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Like a good boy scout you have to be prepared.
bipolarbear57 - January 06, 2008 - Report this comment
What a riot! I could almost hear Sammy's voice crooning an ode to a full bladder...
Joe Haynes - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks guys.

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