Song Parodies -> What Kind Of Tool Have I
| Original Song Title: | "What Kind Of Fool Am I" |
| Original Performer: | Sammy Davis Jr |
| Parody Song Title: | "What Kind Of Tool Have I" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Aknowledgement to Royce Miller, who done this song with the title of "What Kind Of Tool Am I"...This tool has a little different angle..
What kind of tool have I?
barely enough to shove
Poor little guy's a lonely one,
he never gets no love
What kind of man has this? a mini snip
A tiny blip, and tip, for which no gal would flip
What kind of nads are these?
Just shrunken nothingness
I guess the secret now, is out,
I'm left all alone like this
Why can't my trousers bulge,
like every other guy ?
And make me proud to show
What Kind Of Tool Have I
What kind of package, here?
It's never found a wife
I think I'll send away enhancement pay
And change my life?
Won't need to stuff a glove, or socks,
Hear people laugh..
At last I'll show
What Kind Of Tool I have!
barely enough to shove
Poor little guy's a lonely one,
he never gets no love
What kind of man has this? a mini snip
A tiny blip, and tip, for which no gal would flip
What kind of nads are these?
Just shrunken nothingness
I guess the secret now, is out,
I'm left all alone like this
Why can't my trousers bulge,
like every other guy ?
And make me proud to show
What Kind Of Tool Have I
What kind of package, here?
It's never found a wife
I think I'll send away enhancement pay
And change my life?
Won't need to stuff a glove, or socks,
Hear people laugh..
At last I'll show
What Kind Of Tool I have!
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