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Song Parodies -> "The Baltan Seijin"
Original Song Title:
"The Candy Man"
Original Performer:
Sammy Davis Jr.
Parody Song Title:
"The Baltan Seijin"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Fans of Ultraman should love this!!!
(Ultraman)
(Hey, Ultraman)
Alright everybody in Japan gather 'round
The Baltan Seijin is here
What kind of creatures do you fear?
Dada?
Zetton?
Red King?
Every creature the Science Patrol ever fought?
You've got to fight Ultraman
'Cause it’s the arrival of the Baltan Seijin
Who can take Ultraman by surprise (take Ultraman by surprise)
Divide itself in two (divide itself in two)
Fire red and white bursts of paralyzing beams at me and you
The Baltan Seijin (the Baltan Seijin)
Oh, the Baltan Seijin can (the Baltan Seijin can)
The Baltan Seijin can
'Cause their microscopic race intends
To take over our world for good
(take over our world for good)
Who can take its body (who can take its body)
And quickly multiply (quickly multiply)
Look into its eyes and suddenly become hypnotized
The Baltan Seijin can (the Baltan Seijin)
The Baltan Seijin can (the Baltan Seijin can)
The Baltan Seijin can
'Cause their microscopic race intends
To take over our world for good
(take over our world for good)
The Baltan Seijin states every time he translates)
(Terrifying news and global ambitions)
The Science Patrol doesn’t even know where to begin
When taking hits, it can even shed its skin
Oh, who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Make it a cosmic nightmare (make it a cosmic nightmare)
Create immense sorrow and such terrible despair
The Baltan Seijin (the Baltan Seijin)
Oh, the Baltan Seijin can (the Baltan Seijin can)
The Baltan Seijin can
'Cause their microscopic race intends
To take over our world for good
(take over our world for good)
The Baltan Seijin states every time he translates)
(Terrifying news and global ambitions)
The Science Patrol doesn’t even know where to begin
When taking hits, it can even shed its skin
Hoh-ha, Hoh-ha, Hoh-ha (Baltan sinister laugh)
Who can take its body (who can take its body)
And quickly multiply (quickly multiply)
Look into its eyes and suddenly become hypnotized
The Baltan Seijin can (the Baltan Seijin)
The Baltan Seijin can (the Baltan Seijin can)
The Baltan Seijin can
'Cause their microscopic race intends
To take over our world for good
(take over our world for good)
Yes, the 35,000 ton, 50 foot Baltan Seijin can
'Cause their microscopic race intends
To take over our world for good
(take over our world for good)
A-Baltan Seijin, a-Baltan Seijin, a-Baltan Seijin
(Wants to take over our world for good)
A-Baltan Seijin, a-Baltan Seijin, a-Baltan Seijin
(Wants to take over our world for good)
A-Baltan Seijin, a-Baltan Seijin, a-Baltan Seijin
Help Ultraman!!!
(Hey, Ultraman)
Alright everybody in Japan gather 'round
The Baltan Seijin is here
What kind of creatures do you fear?
Dada?
Zetton?
Red King?
Every creature the Science Patrol ever fought?
You've got to fight Ultraman
'Cause it’s the arrival of the Baltan Seijin
Who can take Ultraman by surprise (take Ultraman by surprise)
Divide itself in two (divide itself in two)
Fire red and white bursts of paralyzing beams at me and you
The Baltan Seijin (the Baltan Seijin)
Oh, the Baltan Seijin can (the Baltan Seijin can)
The Baltan Seijin can
'Cause their microscopic race intends
To take over our world for good
(take over our world for good)
Who can take its body (who can take its body)
And quickly multiply (quickly multiply)
Look into its eyes and suddenly become hypnotized
The Baltan Seijin can (the Baltan Seijin)
The Baltan Seijin can (the Baltan Seijin can)
The Baltan Seijin can
'Cause their microscopic race intends
To take over our world for good
(take over our world for good)
The Baltan Seijin states every time he translates)
(Terrifying news and global ambitions)
The Science Patrol doesn’t even know where to begin
When taking hits, it can even shed its skin
Oh, who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Make it a cosmic nightmare (make it a cosmic nightmare)
Create immense sorrow and such terrible despair
The Baltan Seijin (the Baltan Seijin)
Oh, the Baltan Seijin can (the Baltan Seijin can)
The Baltan Seijin can
'Cause their microscopic race intends
To take over our world for good
(take over our world for good)
The Baltan Seijin states every time he translates)
(Terrifying news and global ambitions)
The Science Patrol doesn’t even know where to begin
When taking hits, it can even shed its skin
Hoh-ha, Hoh-ha, Hoh-ha (Baltan sinister laugh)
Who can take its body (who can take its body)
And quickly multiply (quickly multiply)
Look into its eyes and suddenly become hypnotized
The Baltan Seijin can (the Baltan Seijin)
The Baltan Seijin can (the Baltan Seijin can)
The Baltan Seijin can
'Cause their microscopic race intends
To take over our world for good
(take over our world for good)
Yes, the 35,000 ton, 50 foot Baltan Seijin can
'Cause their microscopic race intends
To take over our world for good
(take over our world for good)
A-Baltan Seijin, a-Baltan Seijin, a-Baltan Seijin
(Wants to take over our world for good)
A-Baltan Seijin, a-Baltan Seijin, a-Baltan Seijin
(Wants to take over our world for good)
A-Baltan Seijin, a-Baltan Seijin, a-Baltan Seijin
Help Ultraman!!!
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