Song Parodies -> I Gotta Pee Pee

Original Song Title:	"I Gotta Be Me"
Original Performer:	Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:	"I Gotta Pee Pee"
Parody Written by:	Airfarcewon

My bladder's full, and ready to bust
There has to be a rest room around,
Find one, I must

I Gotta Pee Pee!
I Gotta Pee Pee!
Where can I go pee? Please tell me, Mam..

Pete's gotta drain, no more will it hold
Sorry my friends, I don't wear Depends,
I ain't that old..

I Gotta Pee Pee!
I Gotta Pee Pee!
Where can I go pee? Please help me, Sir..

You know how it is, Just one of those things,
When Ma Nature rings,
We must heed the call
And if the dam breaks, I will make a mess
Maybe here in this booth,
Or over there on that wall...

They send me next door, Gas station, I see
I rush inside...the manager says,
Someone else has the key...

I Gotta Pee Pee!
I Gotta Pee Pee!
Down on the floor, I pound on the door...
I Gotta Pee Pee!

I Gotta Pee Pee!
I Gotta Pee Pee!
Please hurry up, or bring me a cup,
I Gotta Pee Pee!

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Agrimorfee - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment

The chorus alone just commences me to giggle.

AFW - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Agrimorfee

John Barry - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment

This one tinkled--er, tickled--me and gives me an idea.

Johnny D - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Bravo AFW, 555! Jeff Reuben, author of the AmiRight classic " I've Got To Pee Now ", ought to read this.

Jeff Reuben - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment

You called? Well, for Pete's sake... =) Excellent job!

alvin rhodes - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment

i laughed so hard, i pee peed...5s

2Eagle - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment

I gotta be me - I gotta pee pee. Why didn't I think of that?

AFW - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, John, Johnny, Jeff, Alvin, and 2Eagle..

Kristof Robertson - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm soaked with delight! 555

AFW - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Kristof

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Song Parodies -> I Gotta Pee Pee

"I Gotta Be Me"

Sammy Davis Jr.

"I Gotta Pee Pee"

Airfarcewon

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