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Song Parodies -> "Orgasm Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Candy Man"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Orgasm Man"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Who's declared the greatest
Lover in the land,
Outperforms those cool jocks,
Struttin' muscular and tanned..

Orgasm Man,
Oh, Orgasm Man can
Orgasm Man can..
Cuz' he has the perfect plan
For makin' love real good

Who'll seduce a plain jane
Charm her with a wink
Tweak her passion till,
She's Cleopatra with a slink..

Orgasm Man,
Yes, Orgasm Man can
Orgasm Man can..
Cuz' he's got the perfect plan
For makin' love real good

Orgasm Man does all there ever was
To fulfill each lady's wishes..
Perks the Patti's and Patricia's
Turns 'em into sexy dishes..

Who seduces dreamers,
Everywhere he goes,
Weaves 'em into screamers,
Leaves 'em dancin' on their toes..

Orgasm Man,
Oh, Orgasm Man can
Orgasm Man can,
Cuz' he knows the perfect plan
For makin' love real good..

Orgasm Man can,
Cuz' he has the perfect plan
For makin' love real good..



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alvin - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
reading this was the climax of my day...well sorta....especially liked the cleopatra line
AFW - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
Mark Scotti - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Orgasmic, man!!!! Good one...
AFW - February 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark
Peregrin - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
What? No-one has tried this bad pun yet? Ok, here's three5s cumming your way...
AFW - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin...good pun
LadyCleo - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . Leavin' that Double-Wide with a smile & a wink, Sir
joe - March 05, 2009 - Report this comment
You did a fantastic job with this 70s song AFW. 555s for you
AFW - March 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to LCC, and joe
Guy - March 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Farce - Great parody and this verse completely knocked it out of the park:

Orgasm Man does all there ever was
To fulfill each lady's wishes.
. Perks the Patti's and Patricia's
Turns 'em into sexy dishes..

Brilliant mimic of the OS here.

So what's the difference between a drum, an egg and the "O" thingy of the title of this parody?

You can beat a drum.
You can beat an egg.
But you can't beat a great "O" thingy.
"Moanacious"
AFW - March 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy...fine poetry on the "O" thingy...and "Moanacious"..great coined word
MadameDeMoanA - March 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Careful, Sir ! < 0 >

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