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Song Parodies -> "The Panty Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Candy Man"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"The Panty Man"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Who goes to drag races, wearing Wrangler jeans
But underneath this façade therein lies a queen
The Panty Man, Oh the Panty Man’s can
The Panty Man’s can is cradled so silky soft, beneath his Red Man ring

Who likes doing NASCAR, in his checkered briefs
Always talkin’ shop like he’s one racy pit crew chief
The Panty Man, oh the Panty Man’s can
The Panty Man’s can has been sponsored by Playtex, and ‘Days of Underthings’

The Panty Man smokes with the Firestone folks and a possi-grip transmission
It’s a real gender bender collision, When he takes the pole position

Oh, who can hide his dip stick, slip it in between
Genital Olympics, have him bursting at the seams
The Panty Man, oh the Panty Man’s can
The Panty Man’s can holds endorsements from the ones who make his lingerie

The Panty Man isn’t going to disqualify with apparel
If his panties don’t unfurl, his job will not be in peril

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who can drive a hot rod, with no panty lines
Jump into a racecar by wiggling his behind
The Panty Man, the Panty Man’s can
The Panty Man’s can rests in a fabric so sheer it helps him through his day
Yes, the Panty Man’s can’s wrapped in satin so soft it helps him win the race
The Panty Man, The Panty Man, The Panty Man
Panty Man, The Panty Man, The Panty Man
Panty Man, The Panty Man, The Panty Man

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Jason - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
This is pretty good. 545
TJC - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent... My 'beard' and I can really get beHind this one, LM! Vrooom! Vroooom!
Agrimorfee - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
NASCAR and transvestism go hand in hand. Weird and funny. 455 definitely. Why don't you consider entering the Amiright Idol competition, details at http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=32272.0 ??
alvin - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
the silky soft underneath the red man ring thing cracked me up....pole position too...lol
Ann Hammond - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
pole position I think you're already prepared to qualify
littleCupCakes - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this is truly a 'Gender-Bender' position! . . . Ay, Cohiba !
little-Hot-Cakes - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
2nd viewing: Sir Leo, I like this write, but must you equate 'sheer underthings' with lack of masculinity? Perhaps this Gent just wants to be comfortable, and a bit more visible??
Peregrin - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Good grief! I thought our recent take on the song was Racy! ha ha

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