Song Parodies -> Poll Man
| Original Song Title: | "Soul Man" |
| Original Performer: | Sam and Dave |
| Parody Song Title: | "Poll Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Quidproquoman |
How the Pollsters manipulate and help LIBERALS to steal elections.Sung to the tune of SOUL MAN
As I tell you what to think , just do as you're told.
Say nothing! Let us be the news as your mind goes cold.
We don't regret it. You've got nothing.
You're worried! Election's coming.
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
Get what we want - that's our way.
We're mindbenders , you'd better...
Watch just what you say.
So, GORE will just have to sweat.
About what voters see,and hopes they forget.
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
A lie to the public and spread some hope, and with these lies we hope we'll win.
We're no dope - we're the media and we are liberals best friend.
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah).
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
(repeat and fade
Say nothing! Let us be the news as your mind goes cold.
We don't regret it. You've got nothing.
You're worried! Election's coming.
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
Get what we want - that's our way.
We're mindbenders , you'd better...
Watch just what you say.
So, GORE will just have to sweat.
About what voters see,and hopes they forget.
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
A lie to the public and spread some hope, and with these lies we hope we'll win.
We're no dope - we're the media and we are liberals best friend.
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah).
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
(repeat and fade
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