Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Poll Man"

Original Song Title:

"Soul Man"

Original Performer:

Sam and Dave

Parody Song Title:

"Poll Man"

Parody Written by:

Quidproquoman

The Lyrics

How the Pollsters manipulate and help LIBERALS to steal elections.Sung to the tune of SOUL MAN
As I tell you what to think , just do as you're told.
Say nothing! Let us be the news as your mind goes cold.
We don't regret it. You've got nothing.
You're worried! Election's coming.

I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...

Get what we want - that's our way.
We're mindbenders , you'd better...
Watch just what you say.
So, GORE will just have to sweat.
About what voters see,and hopes they forget.

I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...

A lie to the public and spread some hope, and with these lies we hope we'll win.
We're no dope - we're the media and we are liberals best friend.

Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah).

I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...

(repeat and fade

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   3
 0
 1
 
 3   0
 1
 2
 
 4   1
 3
 1
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.


Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/samanddave1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 471