Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "T-Paws Lament"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"T-Paws Lament"

Parody Written by:

Squire Malloy

The Lyrics

Let's just say that Tim had pawlenty to cry about.
I was prepared for the fight, I steered hard to the right
But on TV today, you took my dreams away
Oh I prayed I was the one
Everything seemed swell, how could I tell
That you’d picked Ryan over me, Ryan over me
I felt like a boob, when I saw you on the tube
Along with Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan
It’s very hard to see, why you dumped on me
And went with Ryan

I was you’re gopher through and through
Now it’s true, I’m so blue
I tried so hard to please, got down on my knees
But Willard what can I do?
‘Cause you don’t want me, it’ll always be
Ryan over me, Ryan over me

Yes, I’m in pain, my career’s down the drain
You chose Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan
Yeah Ryan, Ryan over me!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Michael Pacholek - August 13, 2012 - Report this comment
How bad a candidate do you have to be if Paul Ryan is preferable? Seriously, what does Ryan have that Pawlenty doesn't have? Besides a pulse.
Dave W. - August 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Admire yon Squire for he hath desire, pawlenty of us don't
lifeliver - August 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny match-up here - I like it. I'm not in to US politics much (expat. Anglo-Aussie), but this does it for me. Well done.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 660