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Song Parodies -> "Deadly Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Oh, Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Deadly Woman"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Since Halloween is approaching, I will continue my Zombie series through the month!!!
Deadly woman, roaming the dark streets
Deadly woman, the kind who likes to feast
Deadly woman
It’s not really you, you’re pale and cruel
Your rotting flesh was the first clue

Deadly woman, will you pardon me?
Deadly woman, I couldn't help see
Deadly woman
That you pose a real threat to me
I know that you seek to feed

Deadly woman, you’re so vile
Deadly woman, stalks the aisle
Deadly woman, so you’re after me
Deadly woman, grab, grab, grab
Deadly woman, hate your gaze
Deadly woman, will perish shortly
'Cause I hate you, you’ll die tonight
Come with me Zombie, into my sight

Deadly woman, it’s time to die
Deadly woman, now say goodbye
Deadly woman, please don’t stray, come my way
My rifle‘s loaded, you see, AK
No longer will you roam, your fate
Is to die here tonight, too late
You’re bloody
And coming after me
Open up, head’s splattering
Oh-No! Dead-free woman

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Total Votes: 3

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Snowbird - October 19, 2011 - Report this comment
I luv the living dead, so keep 'em comin' (pun intended)!
Porfle Popnecker - October 19, 2011 - Report this comment
More undead fun!
Rob Arndt - October 19, 2011 - Report this comment
I can run pretty far with this theme, plenty of songs... but am so sick each day and in pain that it hurts to write and I have been advised to stay off the Internet due to stress and fatigue issues, heart problems, etc... but I seldom heed what my docs tell me! I am German= defiance and will unto death.
Porfle Popnecker - October 20, 2011 - Report this comment
That's surprising that you'd be advised to stay off the Internet because of stress. I find that messing around on the Internet helps to relieve stress.

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