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Song Parodies -> "Petty Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Petty Woman"

Parody Written by:

Who Cares Anyways

The Lyrics

Here's my first attempt on this site to write a parody and this one's from the heart... a big lesson learned by dating a woman from the office where I work... My arm's arms still growing in length from reaching around to my back to pull out all the knives!!!
Petty woman talkin' mean and cheap
Petty woman the kind that cuts soo deep
Petty woman I can't believe you, please tell the truth!
No one can back stab good as you

(mercy!)

Petty woman don't you rag on me
Petty woman you're snakish as can be
Petty woman oh yes you're venom's killin' me
You're just so evil can't you see?

(grrrrrrrrowl)

Petty woman crack a smile
Petty woman change your style
Petty woman don't be vile to me

Petty woman yeah yeah yeah
Petty woman mend your ways
Petty woman say you'll stay with me

'Cuz I want you I'll treat right
Come with me baby - let's dine tonight

Petty woman you said good bye
Petty woman you made me cry
Petty woman you've walked away, -kay!


O-kay If that's the way you must be o-kay..(sniff)

Now you just go on home! it's late
I'll meet someone who's right,

but wait...

What do I see...

She's still stickin' it to me!
Yeah, she's stickin' it to me!

Oh, Ohhhhhh petty woman!

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Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad for a first parody Who Cares! Or have you been writing before this site? Anyway, 5's to you
Guy - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Who Cares - Been waiting to see your first - Good job. Looking forward to more from you. Pace and timing on this number was quite good. I gave you 5s as well since it was such a good write for a first parody. You didn't make the same mistakes that I did on my first attempts. You'll season as you continue to write. Looking forward to seeing some good stuff from you. Thanks!
Who cares anyways - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you soo much for your feedback and votes
Diva - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good first parody!
Who Cares Anyways - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you Diva!
Wild Man - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Great Keep on posting your stuff.
Steve Kalafut - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Learned a few lessons the hard way, huh? Happens to all of us. Pull out the rest of the knives and send more of your stuff in. I thought the title was clever. Just remove the "r" and get a whole new meaning.
Meriadoc - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I second the comments above. Not bad for a first atttempt. Pacing was excellent.
Who Cares Anyways - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Once again thank you for your support and comments oŽn this first parody of mine. Hey this is really fun:-)
Diva - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
WHO CARES : Congratulations! 15 votes on a first parody is a rare event, and to have such good marks on a first post is extrordinary. I'd say you need to write a few more!
Agrimorfee - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
From a 20-year veteran of parody writing (but only a 2 week veteran of this website!), good job.
Who Cares Anyways - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanx Diva and Agrimorfee... i will continue to wright...this is fun:-) Thanx again...
Tim Hall - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice debut! Much better that 2 Live Crew's parody titled Big Hairy Woman.

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