-> "Two By You"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Bayou"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Two By You"
The Lyrics
If your sex life
Is lackin' a half
You crave sounds
Of more than one laugh,
Add a girl,
Shapely of calf..
Get two by you
Spend more dollars,
Ring more chimes
Role play Tarzan,
Swing with two vines
Double bubble
To happier times,
With two by you
Hire a holiday,
Fun's to lay
With two by you
Might not pull much sleep
But dreams'll run deep
With two by you
On high clouds you'll float
More to rock your boat
And thrill you tenderly..
You'll greet morning sunrise
Through bloodshot eyes,
But smiley, you'll be
Log on Craig'slist,
Post once again
To you and Emily,
Add a Jen,
Three's no crowd,
It's fantasy blend
Lay two by you
You're gonna' shout hooray
From foreplay
Of two by you
Plan a plan divine,
Femininely kind,
Have two by you
Special girl of yours, by your side
Soft satin sheets, for an easier slide,
A reach away, trembling for play
Just waitin' to ride..
It's your hot little who,
With her cute little coo,
Sweet "Two" by you
It's that hot little who,
With a cute little coo,
Sweet "Two" by you
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