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Song Parodies -> "Yucky Humans"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Yucky Humans"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

yucky humans...what a lousy treat
yucky humans...a kinda slimy meat
yucky humans...i will not eat taste uncouth
no species tastes as foul as you


yucky humans...i'm discardin' thee
yucky are a travesty
yucky taste as crummy as can be
and my cronies all agree


yucky humans...awful vile
yucky humans...not worthwhile
yucky're exiled from me
yucky no no
yucky humans...not today
yucky humans...ain't no way..i'll eat

cause i...tried you
you don't taste right
even your babies
don't bring delight

yucky chops, i'll try
yucky humans...not girl or guy
yucky humans...don't dig the way
can't say the taste of your meat's okay

we almost flew back home in haste
but we discovered fire...oh wait

we cooked the meat
yeah...we cooked the earthling's meat
yummy humans !

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 10

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carol - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
grossly funny! 5's
AFW - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Good argument against cannibalism...5's
Yet Another Dutchman - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoa, interpretation check, here. I thought it was about aliens eating humans, but it's about cannibals? Please clarify, Alvin! 555 anyways.
alvin rhodes - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks carol AFW and dutchman...this is about aliens eating humans
Ravyn Rant - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Have you been watching old Twilight Zone episodes? Reading this parody reminded me of the "To Serve Man" episode. "Wait! Don't get on the ship! It's a cookbook!" Fives!
2LD4U - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Someone years ago told me that his theory on why humans did not become extinct is because they tasted terrible.
Johnny D - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
5s, good job, alvin.

Paraphrased from an old MAD Magazine parody of "2001: A Space Odyssey":

Frank: "So, what's for dinner, Dave?"
Dave: "A glass of steak, a glass of potatoes, a glass of carrots, and a glass of salad."
Frank: "Nothing to drink?"
Dave: "Yeah, have a piece of coffee. Hey Frank, if you're bored with this space-food, why don't you try something different?"
Frank: "Like what?"
Dave: "Well, for the past six weeks, I've been eating steaks I cut from the fresh meat I found in that freezer over there."
Frank: "You idiot! That's not fresh meat --- that's one of the scientists in suspended animation, Dr. Kleptowski !"
Dave: "You mean...for the past month and a half, I've actually been eating Dr. Kleptowski ?"
Frank: "Yes! What are you going to tell Dr. Kleptowski's wife when we get back to Earth?"
Dave: "That her husband was a great man...and...delicious to the end ???"
Michael Pacholek - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I cannot be soylent -- I mean, silent about this. Five napkins.
Rick C - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I ate it up. LOL :-)
MrMacphisto - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
This one went well with fava beans and a nice chianti.
alvin rhodes - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks ravyn 2ld4u johnny michael rick and mr. macphisto

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