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Song Parodies -> "Hungry Kitty(Don't Devour Me)"

Original Song Title:

"Oh, Pretty Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Hungry Kitty(Don't Devour Me)"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

This is a "Point-of-View" piece...a "mouse-eye" perspective on "kitty's" ingrained hunting instincts...not much fun from there, it appears...
Hungry kitty, prowling 'round the house
Hungry kitty, stalking this poor mouse
Hungry kitty, I can't escape you
I think I'm trapped
Soon I'll be eaten by this cat
Mercy!

Hungry kitty, won't you let me be?
Hungry kitty, please don't dismember me
Hungry kitty, hope you don't like to dine on mice
'cause eating me would not be nice...
GRRRR...

Hungry kitty, go away
Hungry kitty, not today
Hungry kitty, please don't prey on me
Hungry kitty, hear my plea
Hungry kitty, don't eat me
Hungry kitty, stay away from me

Don't they feed you good every night?
Please don't devour me, go on a diet

Hungry kitty, don't stare at me
Hungry kitty, I am not tasty
Hungry kitty, just walk away
Oy vey!
Please don't make lunch of me, OK?
Why don't you eat what's on your plate?
I hear that "9-Lives" stuff tastes great
Please don't eat me...
Now she's stalking back towards me
Yeah...that cat is stalking me
OH, NO! Hungry Kitty!!
(BB-ELLL-CCHH!!!)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 28

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Dee Range - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent Loved the 9-Lives line, and many others . 555
alvin rhodes - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
i love cat parodies...this one cracked me up...5s
MasonR - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
This was purr-fect!
Paul Robinson - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee/alvin/MasonR - Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.
Adagio - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehe...smile on my face the whole song...really good, Paul! 5's
Johnny D - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, great job, Paul. Was it Roy Orbison's legendary uvular trill that inspired this?
sparky - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
just excellent :)
Paul Robinson - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio/Johnny D/sparky - Thank you! Johnny, actually I started out thinking about writing "Kitty Woman" - a theme involving Halle Berry's "Catwoman" character and her exploits. Not a bad idea, but I didn't see the movie so I would be guessing as to what she actually did...Feel free to use it if you did see it, 'cause I can't, bet there's a pretty good parody in there...Anyway, THEN the "uvular trill" - I love how that phrase sounds...occurred to me...
Stuart McArthur - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Kitty Woman - great idea! You should do that too....."Kitty Woman, the girl I like to stroke - although your furballs - kinda make me choke" - 555
Paul Robinson - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart - Thanks! Maybe if nobody else does it soon. I'm going out of town for a bit and probably won't be doing too much writing during that time. I'll be observing and jotting stuff down while on my trip, though. Last time I got a handful of good parodies out of my travels. I'll pitch one of them because you weren't around here then. "Country Roads, Don' t Drive Stoned"...
Adagio - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM Already voted...still funny!
Guy - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is the cat's meow.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the meeces' knees.
Ash - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - cute
Paul Robinson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio/Guy/Jake-Luke & Ash - Thanks!!
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pretty (kitty) good, Paul!
Paul Robinson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof!
Rick D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
You're the cat's me-ow!
Paul Robinson - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Purr...
Agrimorfee - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Cute, but kinda simplistic.
Paul Robinson - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, yeah, Agri - it's from the point of view of a stupid little mouse - what do you expect, Chaucer? Just kidding, of course...Thanks!
Melhi - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I like this, Paul!
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Cat scratch fever in da house!
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty cheesy. In a good way, I mean. Well done.
Arwen - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--nice work, Paul...cute visuals!
Paul Robinson - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Melhi/Know 1/Claude P/Arwen - Thanks!!
Johnny D - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Stuart - your comment about the "furballs" - I think you've got that turned around...
Stuart McArthur - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
often I'm in too much of a rush for logic, Johnny :-)
Stuart McArthur - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Has anyone used "pussy" yet? (checks) no? - you're talking about one very desperate one, paul
martha - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
very cute Paul I liked the "don't dismember me" line best... and another great old song! 5s (SOTM)
Paul Robinson - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart & Martha -
Johnny D - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Peregrin - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I was gonna use pussy but Stuart beat me to it! Good one!
Paul Robinson - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D & Per - Thanks! Hope everybody had something better to eat on Thanksgiving day than this hungry kitty - and I certainly hope you all had a better day than that poor, terrified little meal of a mouse parody character did...
Paul Robinson - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeez, I was just looking at the comments and realized I thanked "Stuart & Martha" - I really should have reversed the order - then I could have thanked "Martha/Stuart"...get it??
Stuart McArthur - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
since, apparently, you whole day over there is designed around giving thanks, Paul, why not just do it??
Paul Robinsonq - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, Stuart, we Americans ARE very confusing AND CONFUSED about the timing and propriety of thanking other people...you see, it's become customary over here to TAKE things from people first and THEN thank them for it later, as if they gave it up to you voluntarily...it makes us feel better about ourselves, and after all, isn't that what really counts?? OH...Thanks again!! BUT...this reminds me of a STORY...OK...many, MANY years ago (about 30), during the period when my family owned and operated Car Washes here in the Los Angeles area our North Hollywood location had this one particular customer from one of the Scandinavian countries...this man was very nice...it was impossible NOT to want to be polite to him...Anyway, whenever a customer paid our Cashier we ALWAYS thanked them...but this kind gentleman had a way of unintentionally throwing our "rhythm" out of kilter. When he handed over his order ticket and money HE would say "Thank you" - actually, with his accent it was more like "Saank You"...so of course we say "Thank You!"...and then HE says "Saank You"...I mean, who is going to be the first to not respond in kind? Our Cashier's were always trained to be polite and "Thank" and I often filled in at the window and made sure to do it, too, of course. And it usually went on for about 3 or 4 volleys, always with very genuine smiles on both sides, because he WAS very likeable...you did not want to hurt his feelings...and he apparently felt he should be saying "Saank you" on these occasions...how did it end up?? We finallys sold the place...(but not because of him). Thanks for staying with this story, Stuart...
Stuart McArthur - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
no worries, Paul, and saanks for the story :-)
Adagio - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, I had noticed that Stuart, Martha thing, but you said something first...:D
Dee Range - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM...excellent... 5's
Paul Robinson - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart, and Thanks for the saanks ~ ~ !! Adagio - Another example of great minds thinking alike...Dee - Thanks~
Spaff.com - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Niiice, P-Rob. But you can't fool me - this is just a great big double entendre. "Poor mouse," indeed.
John Jenkins - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever concept, well executed, good ending.
2nz - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Very cute and very well-rhymed. Nice one Paul.
Meriadoc - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) My best mouser was a spayed, declawed tomcat - who woulda thunk it? Funny one Paul.
Paul Robinson - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff/JJ/2nz/mer - Thanks for sniffin' around this one...
Jeff Reuben's Cats - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Purrfect (I'm sue no one's used that above...not).
Paul Robinson - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff.
Michael Pacholek - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know how I missed this one, but it's the cat's pajamas.

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