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Song Parodies -> "Loan Me A Twenty"

Original Song Title:

"Only The Lonely"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Loan Me A Twenty"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Ever have someone who always tries to hit you up for a loan even though both of you know he never pays you (or anyone else) back?
Loan me a twenty
(You're dumb, I'm lying to you)
(Ho hum...that's nothing new)
(I enjoy f*cking with you)
(Loan me a twenty)

Loan me a twenty (You know you won't get it back)
'Cause I need some cigarettes (my promises; not worth "Jack")
Loan me a twenty (I'm laughing behind your back)
And I swear I won't forget (don't take that to the bank)

There goes my twenty, kiss it good-bye
Gone with that liar, I sit and sigh...
I'm such a dummy, don't know wh-y-y; loaned him the twenty
(So dumb, was lying, it's true; for him that's nothing new)
(he's laughing at me, boo-hoo, loaned him that twenty, loaned him that twenty)

Loaned him a twenty (he promised to pay it back)
'Cause he promised he would pay (his promises ain't worth "Jack")
Good-bye, my twenty (right now he's laughing at me)
Yes, good-bye, I won't see you (does money grow on trees?)

Maybe tomorrow he'll pay it back
Who am I kidding? Of that there's no chance
He's such a fla-a-a-ake, I can just hear him say
"Don't have your twenty (Too bad for you, boo-hoo)
Ain't got your twenty, don't have your twenty"

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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Ravyn Rant - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Can I borrow this one? I know just who needs to hear it sung in his ear...
Stuart McArthur - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
that one rewards re-reading - ie. it gets better - very clever - 555
Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Paul...I know lots of people that should see it! 5's
Paul Robinson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Of course, Ravyn, be my guest...Stuart, thanks, glad you liked it. Thank you, Adagio...
Dee Range - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, loan me a twenty, and I'll give you three fives back :-)
Paul Robinson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, Dee, let me ask you this...Are they NEW Fives? You know I might do it for that...
alvin rhodes - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
dee stole my comment....this is great paul...i love orby !
Paul Robinson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin, yeah, that's been happening to me a lot, too. Thanks! Thinking of doing somemore of "RoyBoy Orb's" stuff. You know, if his last name had one more "n" in it it would be an anagram for my last name...what that exactly means thoroughly escapes me...probably absolutely zilcho...
Michael Pacholek - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Andrew Jackson and I approve.
Paul Robinson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael P - Thank you kindly. Tell AJ for me that he shouldn't have f*cked around the Indians the way he did.
Larry G - July 03, 2010 - Report this comment it. There's this girl in my group who has hit everyone up for money in the past and never paid it back.

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