I was alright for a while
Had no beans for a while
But then I had some last night
And now my stomach's not right
As you stopped to say, "Hello..,"

You wished me well
You couldn't smell
That I'd been farting next to you
Farting next to you

Then you said "Who pongs?"
Left me standing all alone
Alone and farting, farting, farting, farting

It's hard to understand
How such a small man
Can keep on farting

I thought that I would need the loo
And it's true, so true
I'm farting even more than I did before
But darling, what can I do?

For it hurts my knees
But I'll always be
Farting without you
Farting without you

Yes, now you're gone
And just because I pong
Because of farting, ripping, woofing, guffing yeah

Farting, farting
Without you!