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Song Parodies -> "In Screams(Lorena Bobbit's Lullaby)"

Original Song Title:

"In Dreams"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"In Screams(Lorena Bobbit's Lullaby)"

Parody Written by:

Red Neck Mother

The Lyrics

I just saw Blue Velvet this week, with the hilarious send up of this song. When they cut off the husband's ear, I flashed to Lorena and here is the result.
The randy licquored man
I call my husband
Stumbles to my room
Every night

When I hear the movement
Of his zipper
Then I scream
"Not again, not tonight"

I close my thighs
Then I scream away
Into the tragic night
I loudly pray

A violent prayer
Like screamers do
Then I call you creep, and
Scream my screams at you

I scream, I curse at you
I scream, I curse at you
I scream, "You're slime
All the time
You're an assh0le", I scream
I scream

But just before the dawn
You awake, your penis gone
You can find it
You can find it if you try
Dismembered, you didn't say goodbye

Too bad, 'cause now it seems

It only hardens in your dreams

Never you ream

Except in your dreams

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Hobbit - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Two Bobbits on one day?
Shannon V - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Two! Strange but true. I saw Blue Velvet many years ago and liked it. I don't remember the song though. I think I'll rent the movie and give it another watch. Your parody is good and funny.
Red Neck Mother - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Shannon. The real song starts "The candy colored clown they call the sandman; Tiptoes to my room every night.....Dennis Hopper is infatuated with the song and his business partner lip-syncs the song
alvin rhodes - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
5s...this was painfully funny

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