Song Parodies -> Chyrons
| Original Song Title: | "Crying" |
| Original Performer: | Roy Orbison |
| Parody Song Title: | "Chyrons" |
| Parody Written by: | Jonathan C. |
Note: There is no local Channel 3. The guy from the job fair (who told me a chyron operator needed a Master's degree) worked for Channel 13 (WTHR) in Indianapolis. I just substituted Channel 3 because it rhymed with degree.
It was all right for a while
The news was clear for a while
But at eleven tonight
The names just didn't seem right
Then it showed The Pres "Gorge Birch"
The anchors thought it went well
But I went through Hell
When I saw chyrons on the tube
Chyrons on the tube
And it said "Afghanistone"
on a blank screen all alone, with misspelled chyrons, chyrons, chyrons,chyrons
It's hard to understand
The cryptic minds of these hams who show the chyrons
They said to be with Channel 3, you need a Master's degree
But dropouts messed up the news, must have been drunk on booze
They were buttheads, but what could I do?
For if it were me,
I'd ban them from T.V.
Chyrons on the tube, chyrons on the tube
Yes, they won't be gone
That's why I sing this song, I hate chyrons, chyrons,chyrons,chyrons
Yeah, chyrons, chyrons on the tube.
The news was clear for a while
But at eleven tonight
The names just didn't seem right
Then it showed The Pres "Gorge Birch"
The anchors thought it went well
But I went through Hell
When I saw chyrons on the tube
Chyrons on the tube
And it said "Afghanistone"
on a blank screen all alone, with misspelled chyrons, chyrons, chyrons,chyrons
It's hard to understand
The cryptic minds of these hams who show the chyrons
They said to be with Channel 3, you need a Master's degree
But dropouts messed up the news, must have been drunk on booze
They were buttheads, but what could I do?
For if it were me,
I'd ban them from T.V.
Chyrons on the tube, chyrons on the tube
Yes, they won't be gone
That's why I sing this song, I hate chyrons, chyrons,chyrons,chyrons
Yeah, chyrons, chyrons on the tube.
Lets heer et forr Jonatin Z. (Misspellings intentional.)
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