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Song Parodies -> "Dems Pick Reid"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Bleed"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Dems Pick Reid"

Parody Written by:

Parliament of Whores

The Lyrics

Well the Dems need someone they can lean on
And so they tried to foist Howard Dean on me
Then there was Kerry and man, could he keen on
I think that he's a plant for the GOP

He said, putting foot in mouth that was wide open
"If you ain't smart you will end up in the army"
If Kerry were a dog you can bet he'd bark a lot
For this mope it's hard to have much sympathy

In 0-4 he couldn't lead his team on
Although he was just barely beaten by dweeb Georgie
So this hapless party tries to scheme on
They must not want to win the presidency

Can't capitalize on GOP debasement
Most often they are their own worst enemy
They got Foley fondling pages in the basement
Then there's Randy, Jacky, Bob Ney herded
To penitentiary

To make things worse, they put Harry Reid on
To lead 'em in the Senate minority
He lacks charm, he lacks edge
Why'd they pick him to be their head?

Well it turns out Harry had a bead on
Some dough from clients of dough-faced con Jacky
He ran scams took perks but still he leads on
Yeah, yeah, yeah he's just another shady
Crook in cesspool D.C.
All loathsome

Yeah, D.C. is blighted, D.C. is blighted, D.C. is blighted
Every creep there is sleazy, yeah
D.C. is blighted, D.C. is blighted, yeah
It's sleazy all over, bunch of bums are hosin' me, ouch!
D.C. is blighted, D.C. is blighted, D.C. is blighted
Everybody there's scummy

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Michael Pacholek - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
This was a little better than your stop-Hillary screed, but I'd rather have Harry Reid any day than Bill Frist, Don Nickles, Mitch McConnell, or whoever will be Senate Majority -- or even Minority -- Leader next year.
Meriadoc - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey heh - slammed a little bit of everyone in this - not bad.

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