GUFFAW !!!

But wouldn't he make a great Green Lantern? ;-) 5's

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, kick his ass...

The guy's sure taken a lot of ribbing in the past, but your parody successfully reminded me he deserved most of it. He made a career out of not being able to act kinda like Shatner made a hobby out of not being able to sing. Great lines the whole way through, Claude.

Violent but funny.

Wacky stuff, Claude.

Please allow me to join you. Very funny--5s.

Excellent :-)

I've had the same idea, but about a different actor, to a different a song, but that doesn't really count, does it? :-)

Okay, now today, we've got bunny vivisection, mice stabbing and Afleck ass-kicking. Doesn't anybody write parodies about nice stuff, like maybe butterflies or daisies? Just kidding, Claude. Great job with this..555

You know, I'm not even in love with Ben Affleck, and I've still liked most of his movies. So sue me. This still made me laugh, though...extreme violence does that for me.

My favorite was the Project Green Light line...hee! Nice work, Claude...=)

Good one, but do you really want to turn your head like Linda Blair did?

this PARODY kicks ass...beautiful job...5s plus

You want to kick Affleck's puny little Red Sox fan ass? Take a number, pal! The number five, for example. Seriously, he was about as believable as Daredevil as Val (Jim Morrison) Kilmer was as Batman... when Chris O'Donnell (or Matt Damon) is tougher than you are, that's not a good sign. I give him and Jennifer Garner until New Year's 2008. And, please, God, let the baby turn out like her.

You know, Claude, I've always felt the same way about Ben Affleck...I didn't know why...thought it was odd to single out one actor I really didn't like...but then I realize there were a LOT of actors I felt the same way about...anyway, 5's, and good luck with that "Bad Ben Bashing"...hey, could be a movie treatment in there ~ ~ ~

This parody kicks ass! 555's

Well, the only thing I know about Ben Afflick is that he's the co-star of a parody I saw somewhere round here... I didn't realize he owned a donkey ;-)

Holy crap. Ten minutes ago I was VERY EXCITED about the parody I had up yesterday. Now I can't even remember what the crappy thing was. Way TMGLTM.

But if I were Jack Wilson, I'd kick YOUR ass. Heh heh.

great stuff Claude - loved "Tom Clancy told me I should kick you once for him" - fitting in so beautifully - a Claude parody has become a bit of an event - 555

Very funny parody, I am with you on the feelings too! ----- To those who supported the dislike of Ben, (like the world famous parody king Michael and his side kick Paul), don't you get any sense of being a traitor here? After all, he followed Gore around like a puppy, telling thousands to get out and vote and vote Gore, (however, the drop-out dude did not mention in any of those "get out the vote" rallies that he in fact had not voted in the last 2 presidential elections nor had he updated his voter registration to his new address). If all that is not enough to have you more passionate for the boy, he is considering running for a seat in the senate as a demoncrat! One of your very own, with a mind like a wet noodle trap and all, yet, you still do not approve of him or his value to you as an entertainer? Surely if possible you would vote this Einstein into office as he is one of your own, one to be proud of and all. I have never been a fan, but when he does try to run for the senate, I think his value, as an entertainer will rise sharply with me, I love comedy relief. Hmm, I wonder when he runs if he will even be registered to vote for himself, he couldn’t vote for Gore, but maybe he will make some effort in all his party passion to register for his own sake.

[trying to jump over Linda's comment] Hey! There's still me! I was the twenty-second voter, I liked it too! I liked it too! You see, that's why I prefer commenting when the parodies are fresh out of the oven.

Such violence..... EXCELLENT! who voted 111? YOU SUCK!

Great parody!

(SOTM) Very funny...I'm surprised you mention any of his "Reindeer Games"! 555

(errata corrected) I'm surprised you didn't mention any of his "Reindeer Games"! (there, that's got it)

(SOTM) Batten down the hatches...Hurricane Claude's back! Just ROFL funny. Great stuff...555

(SOTM) very witty Claude, and the funniest lines came unexpectedly, which was an added treat - and I do love parodies with a target in their sights

SOTM - You'll be delighted to hear that over here his latest movies have all gone directly to video release. Though, of the actors on the current A list, I think Collin Farell is the most overrated.

SOTM - Hehe, maybe a little too graphic, but 545.

Kickass sitar, white boy. I forgot to say in my previous comment how much I love this. A LOT, that's how much. TMGLTM but I'll M some anyway: Jay & Silent Bob; Greenlight; the humming. I'm sure someone said this already, but this kicks ass. Also, congratulations on not getting a DKTOS from YWN.

(SOTM) Still violent but funny. Yes Agri, Reindeer Games was one of his best works. And, he SUCKED in that! Kick his ass, Claude.

(SOTM) After Ben Affleck, Ben Stiller would make a good second target for Project Green Light. Great work (over) here Claude.

(SOTM) Continual jokes in MAD magazine involving the Aflac duck, two South Park episodes devoted solely to this theme, and of course the "Pearl Harbour" song from Team America... don't you think Ben Affleck gets enough pay-outs?

...nahhhhhh! Hilarious stuff, Claude.

(SOTM) DKTOS, but this is one of those crazily funny parodies.

(SOTM)
Claude sees Ben Affleck and he wants to kick Ben's ass
I couldn't a-gree more, that Affleck's dreck is crass
But if I said " Let's give Matt Damon's butt the boot! "
My own ass would get kicked 'cause my wife thinks he's cute!

Hell Yea! Kick his Ass Claude! Man , if I had the chance I sure as hell would. Superb parody , just awesomely hilarious!

Thanks for all the kick-ass comments everybody.

SOTM...still VERY funny, Claude. Actually more so, my second time around...=)

(SOTM) good read.

Even better second time around. Too many clever plays on his movies to not enjoy.

(SOTM) DKTOS and even though I don't have as much raw distaste for him as you seem too, I liked the song anyway.

God, that was hilarious! You perfectly met the pacing of the original.

All 5s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

No Spaff, Im not kicking his ass,CUASET HIS WAS83973897589375937493 TIMES BETTER THAN MINE! Although I love the Kevin Smith movies he's in, this was AWESOME 555!

Claude as you cans ee I really dont mind that you went ahead and did it However I DID think of the sequel to it, which I shall to called "Kickin Ben Affleck;s Ass"to "Takin Care of Business" maybe "Takin Care of Ben's Ass" might work too...

SInce everybody's here, let's all kick Ben Affleck's ass!

Well, we're past New Year's Day 2008, and Ben and Jen 2.0 are still together. I guess I was wrong. But I still hate his baseball team.

I thought he hooked up with Jimmy Kimmel?.... :)