-> "I See Ben Affleck and I Want to Kick His Ass"
Original Song Title:
"Paint It Black"
Parody Song Title:
"I See Ben Affleck and I Want to Kick His Ass"
The Lyrics
I see Ben Affleck and I want to kick his ass
Don't need a reason, I just want to kick his ass
I see his movies and his face is everywhere
I have to turn my head and puke like Linda Blair
I'll take a baseball bat and give his skull a whack
That's what you get for "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"
Wanna make believe you're blind? I'll stab you in the eye
Like a newborn baby, I shall slap you til you cry
He's Chasing Amy and I want to kick his ass
It is my Dogma that I have to kick his ass
The Sum of All your Fears is now set to begin
Tom Clancy told me I should kick you once for him
It's Armageddon time; Bruce Willis can't save you
I could not risk your making "Good Will Hunting II"
And if I catch you, like a freshman you'll get spanked
I'll smack you harder than your "Gigli" movie tanked
I see Ben Affleck and I want to kick his ass
I'd like a Greenlight for my project, "Kick Your Ass"
I see that smirky boy with Garners and J-Los
I have to beat his face until I break his nose
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, kick his ass
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, kick his pansy ass
I wanna really kick it
Kick his ass
Kick it hard
Kick it good
I wanna see the blood
Squirting out from his eye
I want to really kick it, kick it, kick it
Kick his ass
Yeah
(dig that kickass sitar white boy)
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