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Song Parodies -> "Stumpin' Zach Braff"

Original Song Title:

"Jumpin' Jack Flash"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Stumpin' Zach Braff"

Parody Written by:

Doug Brockmeier

The Lyrics

He was born with a pancake for a brain
And they thought he'd grow up to be insane
But he's all right now; he stopped doin' hash
He's all right! Stumpin' Zach Braff
It's no simple task!

He was raised in a sticky paper bag
There were ants crawlin' all upside his head
But he's all right now; he now teaches math
He's all right! Stumpin' Zach Braff
It's no simple task!

He was found in a dried up riverbed
At the town they pronounced him legally dead
They ran tests to see what caused him to die
Doctors frowned when they found a clot of pi
But he's all right now; he still teaches math
He's all right! Stumpin' Zach Braff
It's no simple task!

Stumpin' Zach Braff, it's no simple task
Stumpin' Zach Braff, it's no simple task
Stumpin' Zach Braff, it's no simple task
Stumpin' Zach Braff, it's no simple task
Stumpin' Zach Braff, it's no simple task

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Red Ant - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Doug, nearly everyone here knows this Original Song (OS), but have no clue more than likely who "Zach Braff" is, therefore probably don't get it. Pacing looks good and it's fairly funny on its own without the name reference.
Kat - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Hello!! Red Ant, you are seriously out of touch! Zach Braff is J.D. from "Scrubs"! Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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