Song Parodies -> I Can't Get No Fast Food Action

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Get No Fast Food Action"

Parody Written by:

Bionic Coyote Coupon

I can't get no fast food action
I can't get no fast food action
Cause I try,and I try,and I try,and I try
I can't get no,I can't get no

When i'm in line for food
I get cut in line by a big bully
And he's telling that I cut him
But that's just a kind of myth
Supposed to get me pissed
I can't get no,no no no no.
Hey hey hey,that's what I say

I can't get no fast food action
I can't get no fast food action
Cause I try,and I try,and I try,and I try
I can't get no,I can't get no

Well I bail this popstand
And I get in my car
So I can drive to the supermarket
But the manager says the store is closed
I'm so hungry I think i'm gonna cry
I can't get no,no no no no
Hey hey hey,that's what I say

I can't get no fast food action
I can't get no milkshake faction
Cause I try,and I try,and I try,and I try
I can't get no,I can't get no

When I go to a burger king
I get hungry for french toast sticks
It really angers me when I cannot eat
Cause the lines are of 7000
I'm really starving for some fast food
I can't get no,no no no no
Hey hey hey,that's what I say

I can't get no,I can't get no
I can't get no fast food action
No fast food action,no fast food action,no fast food action
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