Merry, Merry, are you female or are you queer
Merry, Merry, the truth is never really clear
What those songs that you write told
didnt make the answer bold
and you say youve never lied
but Merry, Merry, are you just now, Pipen's bride
Merry, Ill never know, but aint it time you told the site
Merry, Im still wond'ring, why your sex has got to hide
All the time I thought you both, were just girls making good jokes
but now I somehow think youre queer
Merry, Merry, why did you lead me nowhere

Oh, Merry, truth is deep, but for me, you left no leads
and all of your songs they do alright
but Merry, Merry, aint it time you told the site?
What those songs that you write told
didnt make the answer bold
and you say youve never lied
but Merry, I have no clue baby
I cant tell if youre a dyke
If youre a women, you sure had all of us fooled
come on, Merry, tell the site
and Merry, Merry, maybe Malcolm will stop the fight
Merry, Merry, and Billy will sleep at night