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Song Parodies -> "Star Trucker"

Original Song Title:

"Star F*****"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Star Trucker"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

This is kinda a hard song to write a parody to,and If any truckers or family of truckers read this,please do not be offended. I was just wracking mybrain, and then this came up. Hope you kinda like it...
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I been so tired since I took this job.
I'm heading up New York City, driving like a lazy slob.
Honey, I miss my old Ferrari, driving free all night.
If I ever get back to LA, well, I'm not gonna look that right.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, Call me on my CB. Ya know I'm
heading along New Mexico, oh, dontcah miss me?
All those beat-up trucks of mine, are sitting in
the town junk yard. I wanna be the best trucker there
ever was, yeah, I'm gonna be a star.

I'm a star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.
star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.
star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.

You heard about my trucking degreee?
Now that's what I call success.
My trucking loot, it's so cute, I'll bet you
gonna miss me less. Honey, I no longer need
my old Ferrari, or driving free all night.
You'll have to drag me back to New York,
Cause I'll put up a fight. yeah!

I'm a star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.
star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.
star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.
drive a car, drive car, drive a car!

Yeah, all the turkcers got mad at me, for
breaking all their records straight.
Well, you and I would make a pretty pair,
staying out and trucking late. Baby, I'll
haul anything, I don't know where I'll cross the
line. But I'll place bets that I'm gonna get a
golden plaque before I die.

I'm a star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.
star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.
star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.
Yeah!....I'm a star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.
star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.
star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.
I'm a star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.
star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.
star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star trucker, star.
trucker star, trucker star, trucker star, trucker star, trucker star...
Drive a car!...yeah! Eeeeeoooooowwwww!!!! It's such a bliss.
Gimie a kiss...Truck it, girl!

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Charlie Decker - September 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you for parodying this great song!

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