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Song Parodies -> "Sympathy For IRS"

Original Song Title:

"Sympathy For The Devil"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Sympathy For IRS"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Eeow! Eeow! Huh!
Please allow us to introduce ourselves,
were a business of lie and deciet.
We'll steal the paychecks right from
your hands, hell, we'll steal your receipts.

We were around when your pocketbook
was about as empty as our hearts.
We took all your hard-earned pay,
we tore youre balance right apart.

We stuck around America, when we
saw we were running dry. Swiped all
the credit cards, the bucks, were
climbin' sky high.
Pleased to cheat you, hope you
can guess our name. But what's puzzling
you is the nature of our game.

We all watched with glee, for decades and decades.
your working class people, struggle to keep
the pay they made. We shouted out,
"Please lend us your money", when after all,
we had it already. Please allow us to introduce
ourselves. We're a company of wealth that
strayed. And we lay traps for investors,
who get broke vefore they even get paid.

Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed our name, oh yeah!
But what's puzzlin' you is just the nature of our game.
Oh yeah, get down, yeah!
Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed our name, oh yeah!
But what's puzzlin' you is just the nature of our game.

Just as every day is another thousand,
and all the rich stiffs broke.
Just as cash is cold just calll us
the IRS, cause we're all just a great big joke.

So if you pay us, pay us well, pay us sympathy,
pay us cash. Use all your hard-earned
money, now, Or we'll give your skull a bash.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed our name, oh yeah!
But what's puzzlin' you is just the nature of our game.
But what;s confusin' you is just the nature of our game!
Mean it, get down!





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