Song Parodies -> (Bleep You) Spafford, (Bleep You) Kristof

Original Song Title:	"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"
Original Performer:	Roger Miller

Parody Song Title:	"(Bleep You) Spafford, (Bleep You) Kristof"
Parody Written by:	DeeRanged McArthur

This is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to who Stuart McArthur and Dee Range happen to think are the best parody writers on the planet, bar none...or nuns.

(Bleep you) Spafford... (Bleep you) Kristof
You two bass turds...get me ticked off
Songs are just too...freakin' funny
If you'd teach me how to write I'd give you money

I just signed up...for that contest
I had hopes for...what was my best
Then I saw what...you both entered
And I laughed so hard I just upchucked my dinner

I was wishin'...I wore waders
As I heaved up...mashed potaters
And I feel bad...for my sister
If she'd moved a litle faster I'd have missed her

Now your writing...I can't top it
I come up short...like John Bobbit
I might strike if...you're not guarding
'Cause I know the guys who work for Tonya Harding

You...must...have...
a team of writers
and...a...pack...
of pink highlighters
which...you...use..
to pick the eyes out
of...the...gags that they provide
Please...send...four...
in my direction
to...re...ward...
this genuflection
else...you'll...feel...
my predilection
to...give...1s just out of spite

Are you fathers?...Are you brothers?
All I know is...you're both mothers
That's the first name...that I call you
If I ever said the last it would apall you

In a minute..I'll stop wailing
I'll stop ranting...I'll stop railing
I am reading...someone's letter
Spaff and Kristof, even Weird Al says you're better

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Johnny D - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

All hail The Mighty Spaff and The Kosmic Kristof !

Stuart McArthur - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

and thank YOU Dee for allowing my 10% contribution to claim 50% of the credit!

John Jenkins - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Very good spoof on the unfair competition provided by that pair. Of course, most of the rest of us struggle to raise our game to the level of Stuart and DeeRange, as well.

And I don't want to be a song writer police, but can't we give a little love to Allan Sherman?

AFW - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

A classic parody of a parody classic...funny with a capitol F

alvin rhodes - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

hilarious......but roger miller ?

Kristof Robertson - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Holy blinkin' heck!! I'm.....stunned.....and honoured. Thanks, you brilliant specimens of humanity. To be thought of in the same sport, let alone the same league, as the Spaffmeister is really thrilling. I'm chuffed that you enjoy my work...but the truth is, when I AM writing well, it's only because the inspiration of so many great authors (including you two degenerates) keeps forcing me to lift my game. The downside...now I've got to ensure that I don't make liars out of you. Seriously, Dee and Stu...thankyou so very much. Oh, needless to say, this was a LOL, ROFLMFAO piece of work. 555+

Phil Alexander - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

:-) Liked the "waders" verse best.

Rick C - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Excellent job you two! Spaff and Kristof are favorites of mine too but, you guys are no slouches either (IMHO). I like the mix of nuts at this site. 555

John Barry - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I share these sentiments. Please share these fives.

Peter Andersson - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I could tag along on the "so many great authors forcing me/us to lift my/our game" angle here and list a bunch of names besides Spaff and Kristof who regularly place in the SOTM, but instead I'm gonna plug for two of the best that has never entered a SOTM (possibly the best regular contributors never to have done that): Steven Cavanagh and Bob Gomez. [MODE END RESTORING THE BALANCE TO THE FORCE]. :-)

Dee Range - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Boy, I sure wish I could blame somebody for the lack-of-sleep mistake I made putting Roger Miller as the original author...but I can't. I guess after submitting my King Of The Road parody yesterday I still had Roger on the brain. But then again, I only listened to this about 1000 times as a kid, and how could anybody be expected to remember the original author with such limited exposure? Mea Culpa. Thand Gad this is onlu mustake I'll make the rest uf mi life lol

Spaff.com - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

(Bleep) you, Dee Range...(Bleep) McArthur
Love that verse where...you're a barfer
I'm delighted...But poor Kristof
Getting lumped with me, not Claude, I'm sure he's pissed off

Bob Gomez - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

One of the very best tribute parodies ever posted, well deserved by both honorees. And may I add:
Dee and Stuart...This was awesome
You eat platesfull...Then you toss 'em
Thanks to Kristof...And to Spaffy
O the F I'm R-ing on M A and L-ing!

Steven Cavanagh - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm sooo lame... I wish that I might
Haave theiir brain... then on amiright
I could be
the dude, the real 'in thing'
Like spiffy Spaff the spoofing king...

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Flawless verses and me-lo-dy. Quite a spiffing lil' pa-ro-dy. Lots of jokin' has been spoken So taken 5s here as appreciation tokens!

Stuart McArthur - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

and thank YOU Spaff for irreversibly planting the "McArthur/barfer" rhyme in everybody's brain....grrr....

nicely done Bob and Steve, and thanks everyone else, especially Dee! ;-)

Red Ant - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Earth to Stuart, Calling Dee Range
Think you might have, lost all you brains
Just in case you, hadn't noticed
Dee got 3rd in the SOTM contest
Oh and by the way I triple 5 vote this. ;-)

Dee Range - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks everyone for the kind comments, and to Stuart for making this what it was, a tribute to two mighty kings of this sight who give us all so much to laugh at day after week after year.

Meriadoc - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Hilarious job you two! (And Spaff's comment for rhyming Kristof/piss-offed) - I may never stop laughing!

Stuart McArthur - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment

oh no that darned 411 guy's been and gone

thanks Merry, and on that Kristof/pissed-off rhyme, from memory that WAS Dee's original rhyme in line 2, but as it was being composed on the message board, 'pissed' became 'ticked' (as it does) and it then got submitted like that - doncha love these little details?

Dee Range - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment

SOB!! CRY!! Darn Stu, I guess we failed miserably. The 411 vote has sent me back to therapy, so I won't be available for the forseeable future to write anymore...at least the next hour or so...so this partnership is hearby officially terminated....(until the next time you'll agree to lend your awesome talent to my meager thoughts!)

Seriously, thanks again for doing this...you rock, mate!

TJC - February 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Just found this gem, Dee... WOW~!

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Song Parodies -> (Bleep You) Spafford, (Bleep You) Kristof

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"

Roger Miller

"(Bleep You) Spafford, (Bleep You) Kristof"

DeeRanged McArthur

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