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Song Parodies -> "Kids On The Road"

Original Song Title:

"King Of The Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roger Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Kids On The Road"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Restrooms too far between
If ya' know, just what I mean..
Change diapers every stop
They all gotta' have soda pop
Vacation travel woes,
It's gettin' tougher as it goes,
No picnic..not by no means!
Oh Lord! Kids On The Road!

Mom, Tommy's in my seat!
We're starvin'..when do we eat?
Don't yell, let Daddy drive..
Gotta' make St. Jo. by five
Our gas gauge is runnin' low..
That car ahead's too slow!
Ain't a picnic..not by no means!
Oh Lord! Kids On The Road!

Makes ya' wanna just turn around,
And head for a bar...
Find a hitch hiker,
And give him your car!
I know, we said it last year,
But this time it's so..
Stayin' home for next year,
We ain't gonna' go!

Oh,did that say Highway ten?
I b'lieve we're lost again..
Directions he won't ask,
That's gotta' be my task..
Now, Baby's needin' a change,
Park here, it's open range..
Not a picnic, by any means!
Oh Lord! Kids On The Road!

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Jeff Reuben - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I've been on the giving end of this one...good job!
alvin rhodes - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
too funny...i can relate to this one on both ends...5s
Stuart McArthur - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
and you did the whole thing without one "Are we there yet?" - masterfully avoided - 555
Kristof Robertson - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You write with the haunted prose of one who's been there, done that, got the T-shirt! 555
AFW - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff, Alvin, Stuart, and kristof...Yes, I have been on several of those "rattle drives".. herdin' six west....(Forgive me. children)

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