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Song Parodies -> "King Of The Jews"

Original Song Title:

"King Of The Road"

Original Performer:

Roger Miller

Parody Song Title:

"King Of The Jews"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

nailed up till i was spent the full extent
been bet
they ain't got no etiquette
ah, but...two days and my life resumes
yes, i' delivered from the tomb
i'm demeaned, it sure seems
king of the jews

third i strain
destination...heaven's reign
old worn out loincloth blues
for man's sins i've paid my dues
i will...find glory where i'm bound place to hang around
i'm who's deemed, by all means
king of the jews

i know every person here that caused me some pain
when i talk to daddy...i'm namin' some names
better watch out...all you jerks in this town
i'm takin' stock..of who's mocked...and slapped me around

i'll know where i have went
zoomed to the big ascent
big bet
i ain't due to come back yet
ah, but...whenever my reign resumes
there's a...few, who's gonna meet their doom
i'm who's seen what faith means
king of the jews

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Paul Robinson - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - certainly a more laid back verbal style for THIS version of the Savior. 5's.
Red Neck Mother - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect pacing and very witty, 5-5-5
Melhi - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Very, very well done, Alvin!
Johnny D - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent pacing and rhyme.
alvin rhodes - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all
Royce Miller - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin-This is really different; only thing I have to say is He's reigning now, at the right hand of his father.
MrMacphisto - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Though I'm not Christian, I still liked it...
alvin rhodes - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you both for takin' a look
Kristof Robertson - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant work,Alvin; I'll email Mel a copy. One comment though- "where I have went"...????? That's some interesting grammar there, matey
Leo Jay - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, a fellow lightning rod! Great job. I particularly like the irony of earth being no place to 'hang' around.
Michael Pacholek - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, if you're gonna go THERE, it better be funny. This wasn't. Case in point: Denis Leary: "I'm gonna go to hell for this, but I don't care. It's a good thing Jesus didn't live to be 40. He'd-a been like Elvis, with sideburns and a beer gut, with the Disciples as his Memphis Mafia, goin', 'Damn! I'm the Son of God! Somebody get me a cheeseburger!' And Peter would say, 'But, Lord, you're fat!' And Jesus would say, 'Shut up, Pete, or I'll turn you into a pillar of salt!'" Edgy? Sure. Testing the bounds of good taste. Oh yeah. Funny? Definitely. Was this one funny? Not even close. Did it at least make its point? No better than a dozen others.
alvin rhodes - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
sorry if i offended...i know religious satire isn't for everybody...i apreciate your candor...
Phil Alexander - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Alvin - don't let it get to you if anybody gets so easily offended as to be worked up by this one: personally I reckon there should be lots more like this around... I intend to learn about more of the world's religions, so I can take the piss out of them, too ;-)
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
restoring my previous 555 vote.
DJ - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, it made ME laugh - I'm still smiling :)

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