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Song Parodies -> "With Leather I Would Please You"

Original Song Title:

"If Ever I Would Leave You"

Original Performer:

Robert Goulet / Cast of 'Camelot'

Parody Song Title:

"With Leather I Would Please You"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

With leather I would please you
It wouldn't be a bummer
Pleasing you in summer, my leather, would so

Your skin streaked with sunburn
Your hips red as flame
Your blisters in clusters
From my thong's refrain

Butts hit by leather bleed, true,
A good 'n bleedin' bottom

Now I cleave your bottom, with leather whip's blow

I've seen how you sparkle
When falls whip's lash there

Five blows to your bottom, and my lust is there


And could I let you es-cape warily through the snow?
No, on those wintry evenings, in the iron stocks you go!


With leather I would please you
While cranking the rack's spring tight
Knowing how my spring might be twitched by you so

Oh no!
Now that spring's tight!
Bummer-splinters! Sore balls!

No, leather couldn't please you,
At all ...

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Royce Miller - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, congratulations on reaching 300 parodies---don't think I'll be around for awhile, so take care!
Adagio - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Obviously a high pain-quotient there! 5's
alvin rhodes - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for your spankin' new parody
Johnny D - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Royce, Adagio, and Alvin!
Guy - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS - Fives for a good read.
Johnny D - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy.
Cookie-man - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm... Don't know how I missed this earlier today (probably becasue the commie bastards that run our IT department blocked the site!) But I'm not bitter...... Excellent work! 555
Johnny "Beldar Conehead" D - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
THANK YOU, HEAT-TREATED HIGH-SUCROSE RECREATIONAL DIET ACCESSORY MALE HUMAN.
Lee O'Shea - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know how I missed this yesterday -- this is really, really sharp. Again, masterful matching of original rhymes, and the "bleed, true" variation is inspired.
Johnny D - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lee!

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