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Song Parodies -> "Gavelin' Man"

Original Song Title:

"Travelin' Man"

Original Performer:

Ricky Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Gavelin' Man"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm a Gavelin' Man
I bang a lotta' raps,
..At those who appear
But, I remain cool, and proudly rule
Each and every case I hear..

I've a log of civil cases waitin' for trial
Litigations, and such
Love it when a female lawyer winks a smile
It helps me stay in touch

Oglin' Hottie Babes on the witness chair
Watch their sexy legs switch
Glad I wear a robe, 'cause I'm hid down there
And I can scratch that itch...

An elected public servant, happy to be
Nothin's better I know..
I play God and receive gratuity
From kickbacks that freely flow..

......(Graft and corruption break)......

Large amounts of dough help decisions go
For the way of the cash
Own a summer home, and a nice condo
In Swiss banks, I stash

An elected public servant, happy to be
Nothin's better I know
I play God and receive gratuity
From kickbacks that freely flow..

Ohhhhh, I'm a Gavelin' Man...
Yes, I'm a Ga-ve-linn' M-aaannn..

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alvin - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
i decree fives....loved the robe verse
PMS - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
The robe verse gives new meaning to the phrase "Here come the judge".
Andria - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Your Honor AFW, here are some 5s. I love this parody! 555
Kristof Robertson - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Ooooh, you rampant cynic! I have total faith in the justice system....and my cellmate in San Quentin agrees with me. 555
Tommy Turtle - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Anyone in particular in mind? Sandra Day O'Connor, I'm thinkin'. (well-deserved) Contempt of Court = 555 days.
Guy - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
(Sound byte from the Law and Order show gavel) Dunt-Dun. I must say this was a most ROBE-bust parody. Gives new meaning to the phrase "All rise" when the judge enters the court room from chambers. Contemptable and culpable. You are hereby sentenced to life in front of the firing squad for being such a court jester. Plus fine and court costs comes to $555.00.
Perry Mason - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Defense counsel - Objection, your honor, prosecution is badgering the witness. Prosecution replies, Badgers? We don`t need no stinkin` badgers. Defense Counsel - Your honor I demand to see the minutes. Prosecutor - I object we don't have that kind of time to waste on mere minutes..
AFW - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, PMS...loved that old "Laugh In" line.....thanks, Andria...and thanks, Kristof..I was taken in by a crooked shyster and one of these kickback judges, one time on a traffic charge...that judge is now, doing well deserved time himself..I'll bet he's popular there.....thanks, Tommy, (see back)...and thanks, Guy...good puns....and thanks Perry M...funny lines
Cheech & Chong - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Bailiff - Whack his pee pee.
TJC - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
No poor judgement here; verdict: 555!
Michael Pacholek - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Lest ye be judged: Guilty on all 5 counts.
Magnus Olsson - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
De går bra för Er.....Magnus

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