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Song Parodies -> "Handsome Voldy"

Original Song Title:

"Handsome Johnny"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Richie Havens

Parody Song Title:

"Handsome Voldy"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

Hey, has it really been over a year since I submitted something here? Anyway, this parody doesn't have syllable-for-syllable pacing, but I hope you can follow it! Accio Parody! OS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8wG4_qpOh0
Hey! Look beyond and tell me what's that you see
Marching through the halls of Wool's Orphanage?
Looks like little Tommy, stolen yo-yo in his hand,
Marching though the orphanage hall.
Yeah, marching through the orphanage hall.

Hey! Look beyond and tell me what's that you see
Marching through the Great Hall of Hogwarts?
Looks like handsome Tommy with a diary in his hand,
Marching through the Hogwarts hall.
Yeah, marching through the Hogwarts hall.

Yeah, he's a bad, bad bloke.
He's a bad, bad bloke.
He's a bad, bad bloke,
And his reign won't be free.

Hey! Look beyond and tell me what you see,
Marching through the woods of Albania?
Looks like handsome Voldy with a diadem in his hand,
Marching with the Horcrux crown.
Yeah, marching with the Horcrux crown.

Hey! Look beyond and tell me what you see,
Marching through the streets of Godric's Hollow?
Looks like fearsome Voldy with murder on his mind,
Marching through the Wizarding War.
Yeah, marching through the Wizarding War.

Yeah, he's a bad, bad dude.
He's a bad, bad dude.
He's a bad, bad dude
Whom her love will defeat.
'Cause of love, he'll retreat.

Hey, look beyond and tell me what you see,
Walking through the Chamber of Secrets?
Looks like little Ginny with Tom's old diary,
Walking through the Chamber's halls.
Yeah, walking through the Chamber's halls.

Hey! Look beyond and tell me what you see,
Marching through the graveyard of Riddle?
Looks like ugly Voldy with his Death Eaters all around,
Marching to the Wizarding War.
Yeah, marching to the Wizarding War.

Fudge! What's the use of telling this tale?
The Ministry is not even listening!
Tell me, are you going to sit on your bums?
Wait 'til Killing Curses we start hearing?
Hey, wait until people start disappearing?

Hey, here comes Cornelius Fudge!
Hey, here comes Dolores Umbridge!
Here comes the Wizengamot,
Not to stop him, but to judge me!
Not to stop him, but to judge me!

Hey, You-Know-Who's back!
You-Know-Who's back!

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