Grimace never waiting to cuss, hurl,
I am one step ahead,
As I wallowed in a trance.
Between Mac's Playland stages
And obsessed, above hot covered tunnels,
Tyke who griped at first glance.

McDonald's park I felt I should embark,
Crawl while meat, enticing, turning brown,
Someone left a shake out, I disdain,
I don't drink so I can make it,
On the slide as i might break it,
And I'll never get to rest and pee again, oh no.

I recall a Big Mac to digest,
Nuggets that I crave,
Fries renowned, around to please,
The turds of ten more babies in the Lands,
I'm too old when playing "Trek" ers on my knees.

McDonald's park I felt I should embark,
Crawl while meat, enticing, turning brown,
Someone left a shake out, I disdain,
I don't drink so I can make it,
On the slide as i might break it,
And I'll never get to rest and pee again, oh no.

I will be there all day long, it's free
And I will not quit,
The Hamburglar kind of screams, you see,
McCheese will sling sh*t,

I will slink and hide, not rage and storm
And never let you catch me, though I weigh a ton,
And after crawls and shoves give me strife,
After brawls and shoves give me strife,
I'll still have my fun.

I will take a knife into Playland and I'll abuse it,
Though it is just plastic, no surprise, I just confuse it,
I will have the fun that I desire
And my session gives me slivers in my thigh,

And after crawls and shoves give me strife,
After brawls and shoves give me strife,
I'll be stinking of poo and ordering pie.

McDonald's park I felt I should embark,
Crawl while meat, enticing, turning brown,
Someone left a shake out, I disdain,
I don't drink so I can make it,
On the slide as i might break it,
And I'll never get to rest and pee again, oh no.
Oh no!