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Song Parodies -> "Camel Lot"

Original Song Title:

"Camelot"

Original Performer:

Richard Burton/Broadway Cast - Richard Harris/Motion Picture

Parody Song Title:

"Camel Lot"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

(spoken: )
It's true! It's true!
The sky is always clear
Saharan sun shines down throughout the year...


They say Prophet Mohammed once passed through here
And parked his dromedary on this spot
And to this day the desert-dwellers park here
In Camel Lot

The sky above is always bright blue and clear
The air and sand are always dry and hot
So come water your beast of burden right here
In Camel Lot

Camel Lot !
Camel Lot !

I know it sounds a bit bizarre

But in Camel Lot - Camel Lot -

You park your camel, not your car

We'll treat your camel better than a king here
He'll get the Sultan-treatment, fear you not !

In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happy-camel-pampering
Than here
In
Camel Lot

( instrumental )

Camel Lot !
Camel Lot !

I know it gives a person pause

But in Camel Lot - Camel Lot -

We cool your camel's paws

We brush the sand from every camel's ears here
We clean their nose of every bit of snot

In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For dromedary-luxury
Than here
In
Camel Lot

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Adagio - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Is this a 'snot' day for you? :D Good one, Johnny!! 5's
Johnny D - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Adagio - and this one IS by me!
Rick D - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm stealing your title for my own version, but I just thought I'd warn you.
TJC - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm a bit late commenting (!)---fantastic idea and lexecution, J.D.!
The Jokester - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I always thought this would be a good idea, and you wrote it! Bravo, Johnny!

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