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Song Parodies -> "Some Women Are Bootie-full"

Original Song Title:

"Everything Is Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Ray Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Some Women Are Bootie-full"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Man! I love the bigger booties,
All the bigger booties of the world
Red and yellow, black or white
Love to have them in my sight..
All the sexy bigger booties of the world

Some women are bootie-full
In their own weigh
So pronounced, low cheeks extend,
Upon them you could place a tray

Dear J-Lo-pez is bootie-full
So's Beyonce'
Thank God in Heaven,
Best part of their charm, I'd say

Thankful I'm not blind,
Like some who can't see
I love those big behinds,
Love to watch 'em swingin' free..
For every bootie that passes by,
I'd like to go meet that girl
And just hold her
All men will realize
Great booties rise
From their thighs
And make us bolder..

So many girls are bootie-full
More so each day..
Filling out their jeans just right,
And attracting men's eyes that stray
Oh, sing it children !
Love those ladies, bootie-full
In their own weigh..
Thank God in Heaven,
Best part of their charms, I'd say..

Real men don't care
About the length of girl's hair,
Or the color of a tint
We're just crazy about
What protrudes without..
For it, some would pay a mint..

There's some gals who have it all together now,
And know just how to work it fine,
Just take a little time to gaze
On big back sides, my friend,
And fantasize them in your mind..

Bless women who are bootie-full
In their own weigh
KIm kardashian's bootie-full
I could watch her bootie all day
Ah, sing it children !
Some women are bootie-full
Love 'em that way
Thank God in Heaven
Best part of their charm, I'd say
(One more time !)
Lot'sa' babes are bootie-full
Designed for play..
Like to hold 'em every night..
But a wedding could ruin my day...

Need no wedding to ruin my day..

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Andy Primus - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL @ place a tray line
Mark Scotti - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Check out: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles2349.shtml
Christie Marie M - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
If children to sing this parody, I suggest young boys only! LOL! Dedicated to all those bootie-full women. Oh, and don't forget about Kirstie Alley! (J/K)! May not be as beautiful like she used to in her heyday, but bootie-full as well, considering how fat she is! You got some bootie full o' 5's for this one!
WarrenB - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
What a bum rap!
Guy - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Farce - This parody is BUNderFull. I really like 'em big, in fact so big that just the shadows cast by their asses weigh in excess of 50 Pounds. I like how you used "Weigh" instead of "Way" and the lines that made me laugh the most were:

Thankful I'm not blind"
Like those who can't see.

I think it was that the lines were so uexpected and hit me as so stupid that they were funny. It's kind of like saying 3 A.M. in the morning which you would most likely hear from someone who worked for the Department of Redundancy Department.

If this was high school it would be "senior farcity" Well done!
LadyBootsie - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir L'AIR de Facre, Le ~Duke oMal au Boub~ I wedding sure could ruin you, bootiefully, Sir !
AFW - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
PC's slow and wants to freeze, so I'll just have to make this one thanks to all for funny v&c's
< ? ? ? > - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
uh, Sir L'AIR de Farce, are you sure you're describing your ~PC~ Sir ? ? ?
Comet McNaught - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
This is so great and imaginative! One thing to add: I'm not blind but blind guys can still enjoy bootiefull women - just have a chick sit on a blind guy's lap and he can wrap his arms around her and sence and FEEL her dimensions. Yow! Well done. 555s all the way!
Old Man Ribber - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Way to go, AFW! You always get it right in the "end". ;D

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