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Song Parodies -> "The Monster Band"

Original Song Title:

"Gitarzan"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ray Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"The Monster Band"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Hey, its Halloween, so why not do a Halloween themed parody
Well they're really scary
They make people scream
They live in a haunted house on 13th street
They don't live in the trees or only wear their BVDa


Once its really dark
They get their guitars
The Mummy gets his drums while the other sings
Theyre gonna be big stars, Frank's head's the size of a jar

They got Jack o Lantern's Band course B.A.T
They play "S" and "P" they working on "O"'s
Dig "K" and "Y " and "B scary"
And me and the spooky trees agree
That someday soon they'll be big celebrities
Git git it it....OW!

Monster band
They got the wolfman
Theyre all ya can stand
Give em a hand
Monster Band

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
( jungle yell)aaaaaaaaaaaaaa



Frankenstein's bride has got no name
But when she does , she plays the game
The way she does really drives them insane
When she does her sing, it really is her thing
Her hair might be tall, but come on, sing one Bride
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby
Baaaaaaaaaaaaby ( scat)
Baaaaaaaby




They got a jack o lantern that sometimes gets drunky
But he makes them boogie and sing real funky
Come on, sing one Pumpkin
Here we go

Ooo-oo-ooo-oo-oooo-ooooo-
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Come on let's hear for the pumpkin!

On Halloween night they get all excited
They all get tight and make the music right
Whne they all united, it was DY-NO-MYTE
What a fright!

Let's hear it for them!

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Baaaaaaaaaaaaby
Aaaaaaaaaaah
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby
Aaaaaaaaaaaah
Shut up baby , im tryin to sing
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa( jungle yell ) aaaaaaaaa

Git it git it git it, OW!
Mosnter band
From the haunted land
Theyre all you can stand give them a hand, monster band

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Jeff Reuben - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad. But not as funny as the original.

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