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Song Parodies -> "Mayan Time"

Original Song Title:

"Crying Time"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"Mayan Time"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I saw saw Leough's take on the Mayans; this is for those who believe it will be the end of the world
Oh, it's Mayan time, the end, you must believe me
I decree that fateful day looks very nigh
Go to hell,on that day foretold, I'm snarling
That's it's woebegone galore, it's Mayan time

Now you bay it's nonsense, fake, it's smart to ponder (ponder)
But those fears are not in vain, you'll quake in woe
While above, skies blue forever blow, prolong fear
Won't forgive, you flee, your bum's dead and cold

Oh, it's Mayan time, the end, there's no reprieve here
You will pee, that yellow pee makes pants not dry
I can smell the brown trail, it's moldy, jarring (yeah now)
That it bakes, it's strong, I roar, it's Mayan time

Now the rain will pound and stun, you'll be much wetter
Tortuguero zapping you in slime and gore
There's no cure, won't be fun, numb in your sorrow
Mayan time departs, you're screwed, you can't ignore

Oh, it's Mayan time, the end, you will be grieving
Guaranteed to bring decay, look to the sky
I foretell that the grey will be alarming (a fright now)
So I drone, so long, done for, it's Mayan time
So I drone, so long, done for, it's Mayan time

Wow, Security code EVL - could that be evil?

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Leough - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
555! Great job and thanks for the shout out! Kudos for the "Tortuguero" reference, as that is allegedly the only evidence that the doomsayers have to support their dire predictions for 12/21/12.
Dave W. - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
The forcasted Hawiian calender says it will be sunny that day with brief periods of fire and brimstone followed by some very high surfs.....pretty normal day for around those parts anyway
John Barry - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Great job! I'm looking forward to your posts of 12/22 and beyond.
Timmy - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leough, Dave and John. John, I guess all my postings after 12/21 will be from beyond the grave.
Meriadoc - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Some great subs here Timmy, and some really graphic graphics. And perfect choice of OS for this.

As for the security code, it was probably just a sideways message from Elvis.
Lifeliver - December 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice work Timmy. Cheerful season ahead. The reality is probably worse, so what the hell. 555

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