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Song Parodies -> "Dont Blame Those Charts"

Original Song Title:

"Unchain My Heart"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"Dont Blame Those Charts"

Parody Written by:

MarthaDTox

The Lyrics

This song is addressed to investment advisers who sold unsuitable financial products to gullible customers(AVCs are a type of additional pension product) There have been several major financiall scnadals in the UK regarding the fact that these products were sold mainly to make commnission for the sellers not to benefit the buyers who lost out big time in many cases.....
Don't blame those charts
I know you lied to me
You knew that script off by heart
You gave me a guarantee

You told me I'd be payin' off my mortgage loan
Not that I'd be payin' for your second home
Don't blame those charts
You cheated me

Don't blame those charts
The worst is yet to come
You really had no heart
And I was just so dumb

You said that personal pensions plans were all the rage
Not that I was shellin' out for your old age

Don't blame those charts
you cheated me

I was under your spell
Like I was lost in a trance baby
But you knew it oh so well
That I didn't stand a chance

Don't blame those charts
I know you lied to me
You sure played your part
When you sold me AVCs

I was so nave that I got conned again
all along you tried to make me think you were my friend

Don't blame those charts
you cheated me

I was under your spell
Like I was lost in a trance
But you knew it oh so well
That I didn't stand a chance

Don't blame those charts
It's only just begun
My claims are gonna start
And they'll keep rollin till I've won

You know you sold me all those dodgy savings plans
But now I'm getting even with the Ombudsmanc

Don't blame those charts
You cheated me

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