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Song Parodies -> "Get The Lo-jack"

Original Song Title:

"Hit The Road, Jack"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"Get The Lo-jack"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

get the lo-jack
your car will come back
once more, once more, once more, once more
get the lo-jack
your car will come back once more

crime don't pay !

get the lo-jack
your car will come back
once more, once more, once more, once more
get the lo-jack
your car will come back once more

those rotten car robbers will treat you so mean
if your auto gets stolen, it will never be seen
unless you spend the dough
to have your car equipped just so
that's right !

get the lo-jack
your car will come back
once more, once more, once more, once more
get the lo-jack
your car will come back once more

crime don't pay !

get the lo-jack
your car will come back
once more, once more, once more, once more
get the lo-jack
your car will come back once more

my chevy's my baby, so i got it squared away
it might be grabbed by some creeps someday
don't care if they do, cause its understood
i got a small transponder tucked under my hood
when that signal starts to grow
the cops know where they need to go
that's right !

get the lo-jack
your car will come back
once more, once more, once more, once more
get the lo-jack
your car will come back once more

crime don't pay !

get the lo-jack
your car will come back
once more, once more, once more, once more
get the lo-jack
your car will come back once more

a vehicle is stolen every 25.3 seconds
your car will come back once more
alarms are not enough
your car will come back once more
you may be at risk
your car will come back once more
its the only recovery system used by the police
your car will come back once more
24 hour recovery warranty
your car will come back once more
ask your dealer about it
your car will come back once more

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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AFW - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Smooth ride..lots of good work on this, Alvin..fives for the drives.
John Barry - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Hi fives for lo-jack.
alvin rhodes - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and john
Johnny D - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job! I posted a parody called "Lojack" to a song from "Blows Against The Empire".
Tim Mayfield - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, this one's so good it's a crime! 5's
Kristof Robertson - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Honestly Al...you should go into advertising! 555
alvin rhodes - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny, tim and kristof...i'm of to look at your lo-jack song, johnny
Ingeborg S. Nordén - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
When the rubber hits the road--this one deserves 5's...good play on the old lyrics, great pacing, and educational too.
... - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Ditto on Ingeborg's comment. ;)
Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
You got Lojack, and you can drive tonight...

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