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Song Parodies -> "Merry and Pippin Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Merry and Pippin Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

OKay Mer and Pips, heres my two cents! :D
It's just on AmIRight
Just a big mystery
Which one's the guy, of Pippin and Merry?
Could they be guys?
Or both girls, or pair, or guys? We'll see
I'm just a parody author, I need to figure this out
They're both guys? Who knows?? They confused the Florios
Anyway we'll know
About this big mystery


Pippin, could be the man
Meriadoc or Peregrin?
Which one is the woman?
Merry, could be the woman
Everyone's been confused since May
Pippin, oooh, is it possible he's the guy?
Maybe when they decide they'll let us know
Carry on, carry on, they might be both hobbits


In May, the mystery came
Started a big confusation
Even a big huge parody craze
Hey now everybody, we have got to know
But they left it to us all to figure this out
Merry, oooh, tell us who's the guy?
Are just both a couple after all??

I think that Peregin must be the man
ChuckyG, ChuckyG, could help solve this puzzle?
Meriadoc, Pippin, very mysterious
( Peregrin - o) Peregrin -o
( Peregrin - o) Peregrin -o
Peregrin-o Merry-o Mysteriouso
Im a guy wondering about the mystery
This one that has spawned so many parodies
It's about time was figured out this mystery
Easy come easy, will you let me know?
Not right now , no, I do not even know
(They've confused) Royce Miller
They will not let us know
(They've confused) Royce Miller
They will not let us know
( Let us know ) Will not let us know
( Let us know ) Will not let us know
( Let us know ) Will not let us know
They've confused everyone even
Malcolm Higgins, Royce Miller,
Mike and Billy Florio
Merry and Pips put aside quite a mystery
Stery, stery

So you think you can figure which one is the guy?
So is Merry the girl and Pippin's the guy?
Oh baby, let us know right now, baby
Just figure it out, figure it out just right now

So, what is the answer? Tell us right now, please
What is the answer?
Just what is the answer? Tell me

It's now time that we know


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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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Jack Wilson - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops I meant 70s
neminem - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha, that's great... I thought it was going to be about LoTR. Turns out I was partially right.
Michael Pacholek - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, in the movies, "Merry" and "Pippin" are both male... but then, how many women have played Peter Pan? I guess it'll have to remain, in the words of Barry Mitchell, "Victor/Victoria's Secret."
AussieBullDog - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad, but the pacing really could have been better.
Joelle - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing could have been better, but I gave you a 5 on how funny!
Guy - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad. It's been a bit since a Mer & Pip parody hit the site. Wonder where they are, they usually comment on one of these by now. Hope they are not out having sex change operations. That's all we would need, think we're confused now.
Jack Wilson - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks neminem, Micheal, Aussie, Joelle and GUy! Guy : I know, Im long past due of a Merry and Pips parody, shouldve submitted this one in May or something LOL, yeah I hope they cpmment, and I hope theyre not doing that either, I think were are confused Hey ya know "I THink We're Confused Now" would make a good parody of "I Think We're Alone Now" :D Just a suggestion!
Johnny D - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops, voted earlier but didn't leave my comment - so here it is - funny stuff, here, Jack! Bohemian Rhapsody is a great song to parody, isn't it? Good work.
Jack Wilson - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny!!!! Yes, it is a great song to parody LOL thanks again!
Meriadoc - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooops! Missed this! I was out busily having something added. I mean subtracted. I mean.... oh well, thanks for the chuckle! :-D
Guy - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Merry - Did you undergo an adadictomy?
Jack Wilson - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL maybe but I doubt it, or do i? Well, hopefully we'll know hwos the guy and hwos the girl soon!
Peregrin - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Never! Good work JW, though as said above, the pacing could have been improved. But thank you!
Jack Wilson - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, youre welcome Pips! Glad ya liked it!
Birg - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahh...took a bit of digging but I found it! This (and Phil's) is what inspired me to write mine last night. Most excellent! Very funny too. (cheezy grin) Little late,but here's some 5's anyway. I love this. :-) TC
Jack Wilson - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Birg! Im glad you liked it, theres lots of Mer and Pips parodies here, check those out too
Kat - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Pippin actually had a female midget as a double.

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