-> "Bohemian Tandoori"
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"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
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Is it a bhuna? Is it a jalfrezi?
Mixed up my order, they all look the same to me.
Open your mouth, just taste a bit and see.
Spent too much money but now I need to eat
And I'm stoney broke, not a bean.
Here's the cheapest menu I've seen?
Korma, saag or madras doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Naan, I could kill a naan.
All that drink's gone to my head, I'll have some food then go to bed.
No, dinner's just begun And now I'm going to throw it all away.
Naan, oh-oh-oh-oh. Don't it really make you cry?
Do you want to guess where I'll spend my day tomorrow?
In the bog, in the bog
Revisiting the Madras.
Too late, my dinner's back.
Sends shivers down my spine, stomach aching all the time.
Someone eat that bhaji, I've got to go.
Got to leave you all behind and use the loo.
No, no-o-o more
I'm feeling rather dry, it makes me wish I'd never come here at all.
I see a little chicken tikka on the side.
Rogan josh, rogan josh with a little bit of mango.
Vindaloo so spicy does me very nicely
Biryani (biryani) biryani (biryani) biryani and mango
Lime pickle - o - o - o
I had a balti, somebody help me.
He's had a balti, help him to the lavatory
Then keep away or you'll be quarantined.
Here it comes, there it goes, technicolour yawn, I chunder
No! Here it comes again (there it goes) I chunder.
Here it comes again
Here it comes again, Here it comes again, Here it comes again, Here it comes again
This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
Poor me, Poor me, Poor me
So you think if I throw up I'll be alright?
I thought I could eat curry and drink all night.
But maybe I'll just puke like a baby.
It just had to come out, just had to come out right here
Epsoms, Alka Seltzer, Andrews or Rennies.
Nothing makes a difference, nothing makes a difference to me.
Anyway the wind blows........
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