[Dr. Loomis]
His name is Mike and he carries a big knife
Wears a Shatner mask that's white and
Lives in Haddonfield
I'd give the mask to you if I could, but he borrowed it

[Michael]
You're the kind of girl that should leave this cruel world
I'll stab you many times, many times if you want me to

[Dr. Loomis]
He's got sequels, they're a bit of a joke
There's a tear up the front of his suit that's black
I've had it for months!!
If you think the sequels look good, then I guess they should

[Michael]
You're the kind of girl that should leave this cruel world
I'll stab you many times, many times if you want me to

[Dr. Loomis]
Osctober thirty-first, he into his house
I don't know why. He sure did scare Old....
Judith, died, Mike's not a good man

[Michael]
You're the kind of girl that should leave this cruel world
I'll stab you many times, many times if you want me to

I've got a clan of bogeymen
Michael Myers, Jason, lots of bogeymen
Our movies bring in a lot of cash
That's why we slash

You're the kind of girl that should leave this cruel world
I'll stab you many times, many times if you want me to

[John Carpenter]
"Halloween" versions of musical tunes
Some rhyme, some suck, most of them are Broadway
One more "Halloween" sequel and I'll go insane