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Song Parodies -> "In Which We Are Introduced To Winnie The Pooh And Some Bees..."

Original Song Title:

"Matilda Mother"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"In Which We Are Introduced To Winnie The Pooh And Some Bees..."

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

A nod to A.A. Milne, in a small way to make up for the bastardization that Disney is releasing to the theaters called "Christopher Robin." Hear the original song for this One Week Notice challenge at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahn_fVEF9e8 (What is the One Week Notice challenge? See the Amiright Events on the home page!)
There was a bear in wooden land
Taste of honey was in demand
With his balloon, soar like an eagle
Play a cloud's what he tried to pull
"Oh bother!"--what's in store?

Bear, why are you up in the air
Right near the tree branches there--
Coasting?
"Distract these bees from buzzy lives
And grab a snack or two from their hives"

So up he goes, see Pooh refuse
To use smart logic--I think he'll lose
That "silly old bear" blighter comes up
The bugs will not take that lie
Hovering and buzzing
The bees began their stinging
On his head!

(buzzz--Ow!...buzzz--Ow!...buzzz--Ow!...buzz--Ow! ...)

(ahhhhhhhh!!!)
Poor Pooh is near impending doom
The bees have busted his balloon
As he flurries, they all laugh on
Crash in puddle, mud in eye!
"Oh bother!"--that's the score
He's so sore!
Copyright 2018, Agrimorfee

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Matthias - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
When I was thinking up possible replacements for “O mother” “O bother” occurred to me too. I love Disney and cartoons and this parody! 555 pots of honey for you!
Peter Andersson - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Yes, looks like we both analyzed the original in similar ways, yet still came up with totally different stories for children with our rewrites of it. :-)
2Eagle - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Pooh was last seen at the golf course in Burbank.
JAB - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Winderful.
Peter Andersson - July 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Also, it strikes me late, we both choose to create longer non-pacing titles for our stories here.
Matthias - July 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Peter = I think we all did haha
Peter Andersson - July 15, 2018 - Report this comment
@Matthias: That's true - and with American Wrestling being a sort of fairytale for adults we can include that too as a similarity from yours.
Chris Bodily TM - July 17, 2018 - Report this comment
Different strokes, I guess. I'm eagerly looking forward to Christopher Robin. Awesome parody, though.

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