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Song Parodies -> "BOVINE"

Original Song Title:

"Downtown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Petula Clark

Parody Song Title:

"BOVINE"

Parody Written by:

Adam J Smith

The Lyrics

When you're alone and life is making you lonely
you can always go Bovine
When you face battles, all placid faced cattle
seem to help, I know - Bovine.

Just listen to the mooing of the boves upon the hillock,
linger by the stable where you may espy a bullock
How can you lose?
The grass is much greener
there you can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares.

So go BOVINE.
Things'll be great when you're BOVINE.
No finer beast to be Bovine.
Everything's waiting for you Bovine.

Don't hang around and let your problems surround you,
there are mooing cows, Bovine.

Maybe you know some little fields you can go
and they're filled with Boves, Bovine.

Just listen to the lowing as they chew upon the clover.
You'll be grazing with 'em too before the night is over
happy again.
The grass is much greener,
there you can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares.

So go Bovine.
Munching on wads of grass down town.
Meet all the baby calfs Bovine.
Don't live your life by halves, Bovine.

When you're alone and life is making you lonely
you can always go Bovine.
When you got worries, all the noise and the hurry
seems to help, I know - Bovine.

And you may find somebovey kind who you can tell the truth to,
someone who is just like you and lends a gentle hoof to
guide you along.
So maybe I'll see you.
There we can forget all our troubles, forget all our cares.

So go Bovine.
Things'll be great when you're BOVINE.
Don't wait a minute more BOVINE.
Everything's waiting for you BOVINE.

BOVINE, BOVINE!!!!

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Old Man Ribber - February 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Adam - How can anybody have a "beef" with this? Good job. ;D
Meriadoc - February 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Hillock and bullock is a good pairing.

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