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Song Parodies -> "Puff the Tragic Dragon"
Original Song Title:
"Puff the Magic Dragon"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Peter, Paul & Mary
Parody Song Title:
"Puff the Tragic Dragon"
Parody Written by:
Knot Tellin
The Lyrics
Puff the Tragic Dragon, liked little boys
He'd take them down into his den and show them all his toys.
He'd hang out by the schoolyard, every Monday morn,
Grab Jackie and his "Super-8" and shoot some kiddie porn.
Puff the Tragic Dragon, owned the corner store
Gave candy to the little kids, 'til the cops came to his door.
They said "You're coming with us", and puff let out a groan,
He said "Thanks, but two more yanks and I'll come on my own"
Puff the Tragic Dragon, went to jail that day
Until a group of parents marched and blocked them on the way.
They said "We're here for justice, we want to see him hang!"
Puff said "Neat, you're all so sweet!" and whipped out his green thang.
Puff the Tragic Dragon's now doing 5 to 10
He'll never get to see any of those little boys again.
Now poor Puff's in prison, where every day's the same
But prison life's been good to Puff...that's how he got his name!
He'd take them down into his den and show them all his toys.
He'd hang out by the schoolyard, every Monday morn,
Grab Jackie and his "Super-8" and shoot some kiddie porn.
Puff the Tragic Dragon, owned the corner store
Gave candy to the little kids, 'til the cops came to his door.
They said "You're coming with us", and puff let out a groan,
He said "Thanks, but two more yanks and I'll come on my own"
Puff the Tragic Dragon, went to jail that day
Until a group of parents marched and blocked them on the way.
They said "We're here for justice, we want to see him hang!"
Puff said "Neat, you're all so sweet!" and whipped out his green thang.
Puff the Tragic Dragon's now doing 5 to 10
He'll never get to see any of those little boys again.
Now poor Puff's in prison, where every day's the same
But prison life's been good to Puff...that's how he got his name!
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It's pretty funny, but at second glance, it doesn't really follow the OS - it just seems to be the first verse done four times. But it did make me chuckle.
What is it with AIR these days? Pedophilia, sheep-shagging, erectile dysfunction ... 'coz it's funny of course! Fave lines, last two of second verse. 5 on each count, not to be served concurrently!
I can't see how a parody of a children's folk song, about paedophilia, got on here. Not dignifying this with vote or further comment.
The stupid food scolds and the wheatgerm inhaling health freaks
OMG! This is the funniest s*** I've ever read. Might not even be a good parody...but love the line about how puff got his name! Brilliant.
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