-> "Puff the Tragic Dragon"
Original Song Title:
"Puff the Magic Dragon"
Parody Song Title:
"Puff the Tragic Dragon"
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Puff the Tragic Dragon, liked little boys
He'd take them down into his den and show them all his toys.
He'd hang out by the schoolyard, every Monday morn,
Grab Jackie and his "Super-8" and shoot some kiddie porn.
Puff the Tragic Dragon, owned the corner store
Gave candy to the little kids, 'til the cops came to his door.
They said "You're coming with us", and puff let out a groan,
He said "Thanks, but two more yanks and I'll come on my own"
Puff the Tragic Dragon, went to jail that day
Until a group of parents marched and blocked them on the way.
They said "We're here for justice, we want to see him hang!"
Puff said "Neat, you're all so sweet!" and whipped out his green thang.
Puff the Tragic Dragon's now doing 5 to 10
He'll never get to see any of those little boys again.
Now poor Puff's in prison, where every day's the same
But prison life's been good to Puff...that's how he got his name!
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