-> "Damn, My Polls are Saggin'"
Original Song Title:
"Puff the Magic Dragon" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Damn, My Polls are Saggin'"
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Damn, my polls are saggin'! People must see.
I’ve politicked with arrogance
And a lack of honesty.
Floated propaganda that I'm ChiTown tough.
I pulled some strings and promised tax
And no one called my bluff. Oh!
Damn, my polls are saggin'! Why can't they see?
I've made amends for U.S. sins
With my apology.
So, opinion's flaggin'!!??!! On bended knee,
A smitten press still sings my praise.
I love the sophistry!
Little did they know that, when they elected me,
I'd take a mile high club joy ride and buzz NYC.
Saudi kings were graced with my bows wheneer I came
Their kingdom's filled with camel dung.
George Bush must be to blame!! Oh!
Though some tongues are waggin', it don't bother me.
A hundred days of power grab
Cements my legacy.
Yes, I know I'm braggin'. I care not, you see.
I've had it with mere mortals who
Are clinging bitterly.
"President Forever" ... that has a tempting ring
My work's not done, the Left's not won till I own everything.
"Annointed One" sounds better. It fits the prophesy.
No need to have a Day of Prayer so I can pray to me. Oh!
Blank, straight-faced zig-zaggin', that's my policy.
My gifts to all are second sight
And perfect deity.
Sure, my polls are saggin', but I'm now home-free.
I know what's best for one and all.
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