-> "Peeing on a Jet Plane"
Original Song Title:
"Leaving on a Jet Plane"
Parody Song Title:
"Peeing on a Jet Plane"
Well my bladder's full, it's ready to burst
The line is long, and I'm not first
I hate to freak you out on this long flight
But my will is breakin', I just gotta go
I can't stand waiting, it's gonna flow
Already it's so painful I could cry
So hand me an empty bag
Noooo not a paper one you hag
Hurry 'cause I'm ready to explode
I'm peeing on a jet plane
Oh no this bag's not big enough
Watch out there down below
There's a pool of urine on the floor
I know it smells but donft be sore
No you fool don't touch that exit door...
We were six miles up, the pressure was low
When the door opened, it started to blow
When we go splat, we wonft likely feel a thing
So kiss me, have sex with me
This is our last chance you see
Hold me now we donft have that much time
'Cause we're falling from a jet plane
I hope we'll be though before we land
No not... a bad way to go
Now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me kiss you
Now close your eyes, the ground is rising fast
Floatin' above, Ohio corn
No don't cry, don't you mourn
Have no regrets, I had quite a good day
I was peeing on a jet plane
Peeing on a jet plane
Peeing on a jet plane...
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