Duff, in plastic flagons -
Moe's specialty
Bucolic beer,
Duff's on the list,
Of Homer's necessities

Chubby Homer Simpson
Loves that rotgut Duff
He loves to drink
Duff with pretzels
And other salty stuff -
Oh -

Duff, in plastic flagons -
Moe's specialty
Bucolic beer,
Duff's on the list,
Of Homer's necessities
Duff, in plastic flagons -
Moe's specialty
That rotgut beer
Is on the list
Of Homer's most favorite things

After a long day eating
Donuts and watching nukes
Homer loves a cookout
Served with Duff until he pukes

Homer's son Bart Simpson
Makes fun of Homer's gut
It hangs way over Homer's belt -
- it's Duff beer and peanuts
Oh -

Duff, in plastic flagons -
Moe's specialty
Bucolic beer,
Duff's on the list,
Of Homer's necessities
Duff, in plastic flagons -
Moe's specialty
That rotgut beer
Must be the source
Of Homer's stupidity

A flagon pours forever
So long as it's refilled
Homer keeps on draining his
And Moe keeps Homer's bill

It's what keeps Homer stupid -
That beer-drinking at Moe's
It's Duff, in nightly flagons,
That keeps Homer's IQ low

Our heads would bend in sorrow
Should Simpson's IQ rise
What fun would "The Simpsons" be
If Homer got too wise ?

Without his favorite beer,
Homer would be sane
So Duff, in nightly flagons,
Gladly slips into his brain -
Oh -

Duff, in plastic flagons -
Moe's specialty
Bucolic beer,
Duff's on the list,
Of Homer's necessities
Duff, in plastic flagons -
Moe's specialty
It's what you'd find
In Homer's piss,
Were he smart enough to pee