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Song Parodies -> "Heavin' On A Jet Plane"

Original Song Title:

"Leaving On A Jet Plane"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul, and Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Heavin' On A Jet Plane"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I hate airline food, I'm forcin' it down
It's Mexican, all red and brown
And now I'm gettin' air sick on this plane
'Cause my tum's uneasy and out a' tune
It's feeling nauseous and like a balloon
Here comes that urgent message from my brain

Oh, please clear the aisle for me,
There's no sick bag, that I can see
Sorry, Sir, I had to let it go..
Oh, I'm Heavin' On A Jet Plane
Now, I think it's comin' up again
No way to stop the flow
Got a volcano inside my core
This lava, out, it's gotta' pour
I'm sorry, Mam, just one of those things
Not really what I meant to do
It's grey and pink and stinky, too
Just thankful for how much relief it brings

Oh, please clear the aisle for me,
There's no sick bag, that I can see
Sorry, Sir..I had to let it go
Yes, I'm Heavin' On A Jet Plane
Feels like it's comin' up again
Might spray another row..

When the urge is here to heave, you
Cannot stop what's gonna' leave you
It's cookie tossin' time I realize
This is so ridiculous
I think next time I'll take the bus
So far I haven't seen no friendly skies

Oh, please clear the aisle for me
There's no sick bag, that I can see
Sorry Sir, just had to let it go
Can't stop Heavin' on a jet plane
Look out, it's comin' back, again
Sorry, Mam, it's awful stuff, I know

And I'm Heavin' on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Heavin' on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)

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Pacing: 4.9
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alvin rhodes - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
projectile laughter
Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Another subject about which there can never be enough parodies, including my own "Help Me Make It Through the Flight" and "Denver to NYC (Oy What a Flight)." Five free bags of smoked almonds.
John Barry - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
You're flying high with this one, AFW, altitude 555. Superbly executed.
Vommy Urp'll - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, what's wrong with Mexican food??? Would be a big improvement over the steak with the "grill" mark painted on.... Turn left, heading 555, and caution: turbulence in the wake of airline food. - Tommy Turtle
AFW - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for votes and comments
LucidLupin LeeBee - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant! 555
Larry Hensley - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm heavin' up 5's, excellent parody!
AFW - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lucid, and Larry
MasonR - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Spewtiful! 555
Stuart McArthur - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
"grey and pink" was just one inch too far across the TMI line, AFW - bleeah - nice job - 555
AFW - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mason, and Stuart, and all the rest
Paree Dee - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I threw up my hands in delight, and with applause ! Fives will fly from my fingers for your pre-fecal phrasing !
dougup2 - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
JUST SICK,SICK,SICK, I'm sorry but i'll just have to give you all 5s
Agrimorfee - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
We had a GROSS CONTEST not too long ago...if it were held today, this would be the winner. Betters the same-titled parody that Dr. Demento has played for years. (urp!) 555
AFW - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, PD...dougup2...and Agrimorfee
Lionel Metens - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Flight 555 ready for?

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