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Song Parodies -> "Cincinnati Bengals"

Original Song Title:

"Puff The Magic Dragon"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul, and Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Cincinnati Bengals"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Cincinnati Bengals, they really suck
They fumble in the stadium that was named for old Paul Brown.
Little David Shula was not like his dad
He lost more games than any coach and made Don's name look bad, the

Cincinnati Bengals lose every game
And fumble in the stadium that was named for old Paul Brown.
Cincinnati Bengals stink up the field
And stumble in the stadium that was named for old Paul Brown.

They had the number one pick six times this past decade
None of those picks panned out at all, no progress was ever made
When Paul Brown passed away, the team went to son Mike
At that moment the franchise started to leak like a dike, the

Cincinnati Bengals lose every game
And fumble in the stadium that was named for old Paul Brown.
Cincinnati Bengals stink up the field
And stumble in the stadium that was named for old Paul Brown.

It feels like its forever, since that last Super Bowl
When this team had Montana and the Niners in a hole.
Thirty-six seconds left, John Taylor caught that ball
The Cincinnati Bengals, started their perilous fall.
Sam Wyche he had been fired in 1991
Watching Dave Shula and Bruce Coslet was no fun.
Then Dick LeBeau followed, into obscurity
So, Marvin Lewis hopefully has job security, the

Cincinnati Bengals lose every game
And fumble in the stadium that was named for old Paul Brown.
Cincinnati Bengals stink up the field
And fumble in the stadium that was named for old Paul Brown.
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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Jonathan C. - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Believe you, me. The Bengals will at least be better than last season, even with the Takeo Spikes defection. It depends on how long he'll keep Jon Kitna as a starter.
John Jenkins - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
The chorus could have been better with rhymes (Brown and Brown doesn't count), but the other verses were very good. I think that this year's #1 pick - Carson Palmer - will overcome the trend and eventually help the team.

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