-> "Cincinnati Bengals"
Original Song Title:
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Parody Song Title:
"Cincinnati Bengals"
The Lyrics
Cincinnati Bengals, they really suck
They fumble in the stadium that was named for old Paul Brown.
Little David Shula was not like his dad
He lost more games than any coach and made Don's name look bad, the
Cincinnati Bengals lose every game
And fumble in the stadium that was named for old Paul Brown.
Cincinnati Bengals stink up the field
And stumble in the stadium that was named for old Paul Brown.
They had the number one pick six times this past decade
None of those picks panned out at all, no progress was ever made
When Paul Brown passed away, the team went to son Mike
At that moment the franchise started to leak like a dike, the
Cincinnati Bengals lose every game
And fumble in the stadium that was named for old Paul Brown.
Cincinnati Bengals stink up the field
And stumble in the stadium that was named for old Paul Brown.
It feels like its forever, since that last Super Bowl
When this team had Montana and the Niners in a hole.
Thirty-six seconds left, John Taylor caught that ball
The Cincinnati Bengals, started their perilous fall.
Sam Wyche he had been fired in 1991
Watching Dave Shula and Bruce Coslet was no fun.
Then Dick LeBeau followed, into obscurity
So, Marvin Lewis hopefully has job security, the
Cincinnati Bengals lose every game
And fumble in the stadium that was named for old Paul Brown.
Cincinnati Bengals stink up the field
And fumble in the stadium that was named for old Paul Brown.
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